Drinks Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness  

Rebecca Shortall
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List Rules Vote up the drinks that are too cool for their own good.

Bros like to get trashed. Basic b*tches like to get white girl wasted. But hipsters like to get drunk, too. It's just that they like to do it in a way that's... better than you. Oh, don't bother asking how hipsters get drunk. You probably haven't heard of this exclusive, lavender-infused, bourbon-scotch hybrid that pairs beautifully with an elderflower foam. Also it's served in a jar. But the jar was made by this incredible underground glassware collective. 

Want to know the most hipster ways to get drunk? We'll fill you in. Check out the list below and bathe in the pretentiousness of the hipster drinks before you. Marvel at the unnecessarily complicated manner in which they are served. These may be drinks that only hipsters like, but who knows? Maybe you'll find some #inspo for your next cocktail soiree.

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1
69 21
Deconstructed Cocktail is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Deconstructed Cocktail

2
46 11
Gin Served In A Cucumber is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Gin Served In A Cucumber

3
50 16
Cocktail Served In A Lightbulb is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Cocktail Served In A Lightbulb

4
48 18
Beer Served In A Science Beake... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Beer Served In A Science Beaker

5
50 28
Anything In A Mason Jar is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Anything In A Mason Jar

6
31 15
Alcohol Brewed In A Teapot is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Alcohol Brewed In A Teapot

7
43 30
Pabst Blue Ribbon is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness

8
31 19
Any Cocktail Consumed In A Spe... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Any Cocktail Consumed In A Speakeasy

9
30 23
Pickle Back Shot is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Pickle Back Shot

10
30 25
Any Liquor Infused With Basil is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Any Liquor Infused With Basil

11
18 15
Beer You Have To Cut A Hole In... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Beer You Have To Cut A Hole In To Drink

12
22 26
Moscow mule is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness

13
20 33
India Pale Ale is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
IPA

14
19 34
Craft Beer is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness
Craft Beer

15
11 24
Mezcal is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness