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The 12 Most Inappropriate Kids' Toys of All Time

Updated February 27, 2020 10.4k votes 2.7k voters 897.1k views12 items

Inappropriate kids toys come in many shapes and sizes - just like the body parts they sometimes resemble. Toy developers have to come up with enough ideas every day to quench kids' unrelenting need to have more "stuff." It's understandable that their ideas can't all be winners, but some of these inappropriate toys for kids sink worlds below the realm of "bad idea" all the way down to the "what the hell were you thinking" variety. We've gathered some of the world's most awful children's toys here so you can see what we mean.

A toy fail can be a nightmare for parents. So, without further ado, here are 11 horribly offensive toy fails, inappropriate toys, and bad toys for kids that make us second guess the entire children's toy industry. Who knew there were even this many perverted kids toys! And sure, funny kids' toys are something to laugh at, but imagine the face on the outraged, upper middle class, 80s-movie-villain parents that discovered these and let that image see you through the rest of this list as happy as a clam. 
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    Inflatable Slide

    Inflatable Slide
    Video: YouTube
    1,325
    250
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    Lion King Toy

    Lion King Toy
    Video: YouTube
    1,063
    265
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    Play-Doh Pumps

    Play-Doh Pumps
    Video: YouTube
    658
    147
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    Wolverine Hammer

    Wolverine Hammer
    Video: YouTube
    750
    189
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