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The Most Lovable TV Alcoholics

Updated November 6, 2017 13.4k votes 2.8k voters 332.9k views31 items
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober."


   --William Butler Yeats.


These are some of our favorite, most lovable TV drunks. Famous drunks: cartoon characters, ad men, a shoe salesman, even a kindergarten teacher – they are all proof that it's OK to enjoy the results of a good fermentation process. This list of alcoholic TV characters includes some of the greatest TV characters of all time, because hey, boozehounds are people too. Vote for your favorite drunk TV characters and see if you recognize all of the TV alcoholics on this list. 
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    "Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson

    Homer was the original cartoon drunk (well, the first one with his own show). He consumes so much beer that his bartender, Moe, is a regular character and his favorite brew, Duff's, is probably better known to some than his perpetual infantile daughter's name (seriously, people never remember it).

    BEST OF HOMER BEER QUOTES
    "I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats." When the Simpsons are low on money and have to cut back on things like beer.

    "I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming."

    "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs."

    "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

    "DOE RE MI BEER
    DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
    RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
    ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
    FAR..... the distance to my beer
    SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
    LA...... La la la la la la beer
    TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
    That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
    D'OH!"
    --Homer J. Simpson
    • Series: The Simpsons
    • Actor: Dan Castellaneta
    • Occupation: Nuclear Safety Inspector
    • Episode: Donnie Fatso
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    Bender from "Futurama" not only loves smoking, drinking, gambling, and treating others like crap, but the circuits of his robot body are LITERALLY fueled by alcohol.

    To add to the point, his name is BENDER. As in, going on a Bender. We actually just recently put that together.

    Bender's pretty much miserable when he doesn't get to drink, a true sign of an alcoholic, and often says things such as, "What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker."

    Much like the majority of the people on this list, he's mostly a piece of crap, but we love him because like most TV alcoholics, we don't have to be around him and he makes us laugh.
    • Series: Futurama
    • Actor: John DiMaggio
    • Occupation: Thief
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    "It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy"

    If he weren't already putting the "imp" in PIMP, we'd have to find a way for Tyrion to put the "unk" in DRUNK. The biggest little drinker on "Game of Thrones", the son of Tywin makes no mystery of his love for liquor and prostitutes. He's just such a fierce man and a fun drunk that you'd HAVE to get a drink with him should the opportunity arise.
    • Series: Game of Thrones
    • Actor: Peter Dinklage
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    Peter Griffin loves beer, just like Homer Simpson. He's fat with three kids, one of them a baby, and has a wife that is WAY too hot for him. Griffin, not unlike Simpson, also enjoys a good pint of beer at his local pub with his friends after work.

    A lot.

    He even built a lounge in his basement so that he'd never have to leave the house to drink and so that he and his friends could give a new meaning to the term 'regular' at their local bar. Like all great TV drunks, Peter's wife Lois tries to discourage his excessive beer consumption to no avail. In fact, Peter awakens one morning after a particularly grueling night to find himself asleep on his kitchen table with his family eating breakfast around him.

    In one great episode, Peter (ala Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) learns that his favorite brewery, Pawtucket Pat's, has hidden 'golden tickets' in five cases of their beer and the winners get to tour the factory and drink to their B.A.L.s reach previously unregistered heights. Peter drinks and drinks until he finds his golden ticket and soon gets to enter a mystical world of malty and hoppy deliciousness.
    • Series: Family Guy
    • Actor: Seth MacFarlane
    • Occupation: Office Worker
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