What's better than the best celebrity Twitter accounts? The best fake celebrity Twitter accounts. Among some of the funniest Twitter accounts online, the musings of these unreal Twitter accounts will take hours from your otherwise productive day and focus them on the likes of a Mexican Mitt Romney or the musings of a feminist Taylor Swift ("We made quite a mess babe / Its probably better off this way / But I confess babe / Its kind of sexist to expect me to clean it up by myself").
The greatest fake Twitter accounts range the gambit of celebrity kids (@SurisBurnBook), almighty deities (@TheTweetOfGod), and plain old deranged has-beens (@Nick_Nolte). If you're looking for the best tweets on the Internet, these fake Twitter accounts are a great place to start.What are the top fake Twitter accounts? What celebrities have fake Twitter pages? This list of the best fake Twitter accounts will have you wondering why the real celebrity Twitter accounts can't be this amazing (with the exception of Amanda Bynes, of course, who couldn't be unintentionally funny if she tried). Enjoy this celebrity Twitter parody list and make sure to vote for your favorite fake Twitter accounts.
@FakeChuckNorrisPhoto: flickr / CC0
"I built the hospital I was born in."
"I frequently donate blood to the Red Cross. Just never my own.""I once thought I was stuck between a rock and a hard place. I quickly realized I was standing between two mirrors."4330Agree or disagree?
@ThePresObamaPhoto: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for a Klondike bar. That sh*t is delicious."
"Thought I heard a Skrillex song just now but it was just someone spilling the silverware drawer.""Every time I tell Michelle I want to "invade her compound with Seal Team D*ck" she makes me sleep in the Oval Office."2611Agree or disagree?
@FeministTSwift (Taylor Swift)Photo: flickr / CC0
"When you think Tim McGraw / I hope you think my favorite song / And how I critiqued its reinforcement of gender norms / Yet still enjoyed it"
"Just you and me / Up in your room and our slates are clean / Because I don't see why my sexual history should matter any more than yours""We blocked the noise with the sound of / "I'm not dependent on you / But I love you and I would be very sad if you left""2612Agree or disagree?
@Queen_UK (Queen Elizabeth)Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
"No, President Obama, that's where you're wrong. There is no such thing as 'American English'. There is English. And there are mistakes."
"Text from President Obama: "Shit got real". Not sure if he's talking about #XFactor or #Syria""Gasping for a gin. Gasping."2510Agree or disagree?