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List Rules Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2018.

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1
5,239 4,577
Audio Science Clayton is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Audio Science Clayton age 15 - Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

2
5,342 4,680
Pilot Inspektor Lee is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pilot Inspektor Lee age 14 - Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

3
5,174 4,566
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette age 12 - Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

4
5,211 4,763
North West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West age 4 - Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

5
4,770 4,449
Jermajesty Jackson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jermajesty Jackson age 17 - Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

6
4,295 3,881
Moon Unit Zappa is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moon Unit Zappa age 50 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

7
4,340 4,203
Pirate Houseman Davis is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pirate Houseman Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

8
4,145 4,031
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

9
4,186 3,862
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hu... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof age 21 - Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

10
3,971 4,021
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof age 34 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

11
4,007 3,993
Blue Ivy Carter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
BrittanyBear added Blue Ivy Carter age 6 - Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

12
3,616 3,691
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver age 8 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

13
3,639 3,835
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver age 7 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

14
3,533 3,913
Apple Martin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Apple Martin age 13 - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

The Most Obnoxious Celebrity Baby-Namers

15
3,268 3,799
Kal-El Coppola Cage is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kal-El Coppola Cage age 12 - Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

16
2,980 3,238
Dweezil Zappa is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RavinDoll added Dweezil Zappa age 48 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

17
2,898 3,550
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

18
2,723 3,560
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis age 16 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

19
2,592 2,917
Lyric Angel Parker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Lyric Angel Parker Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

20
2,860 3,657
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

21
2,623 2,862
Bronx Mowgli Wentz is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bronx Mowgli Wentz age 9 - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

The Druggiest Rock Stars of All Time

22
2,653 3,120
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver age 14 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

23
2,608 2,755
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esthe... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre age 10 - Katie Price and Peter Andre

24
2,511 3,018
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver age 16 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

25
2,645 3,414
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis age 14 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

26
2,616 2,991
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings age 10 - Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

27
1,747 1,667
Summer Rain Rutler is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Summer Rain Rutler age 3 - Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

28
2,355 2,990
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg age 12 - Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

The Most Embarrassing Celebrity Yearbook Photos

29
2,317 2,978
Egypt Daoud Dean is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Egypt Daoud Dean age 7 - Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

30
2,164 2,583
Banjo Patrick Taylor is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Banjo Patrick Taylor age 14 - Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

31
2,484 2,823
Rumer Willis is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rumer Willis age 29 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

32
2,214 2,645
Bear Blu Jarecki is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RachelDianePerry added Bear Blu Jarecki age 6 - Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

33
2,040 2,277
Harley Quinn Smith is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dark Orion added Harley Quinn Smith age 18 - Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

34
1,451 2,191
Pixie Geldof is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pixie Geldof age 27 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

35
1,770 2,176
Reign Beau Rhames is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Reign Beau Rhames age 18 - Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

15 Celebrities Whose Parents Were Murdered

36
2,105 2,985
Peaches Geldof is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Peaches Geldof Died at 25 (1989-2014) - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

37
1,884 2,389
Seven Sirius Benjamin is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Seven Sirius Benjamin age 20 - Erykah Badu and André 3000

38
2,043 2,493
Scout LaRue Willis is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Scout LaRue Willis age 26 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

39
1,997 2,681
Racer Rodríguez is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Racer Rodríguez age 20 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

40
1,762 2,094
Sparrow Madden is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sparrow Madden age 8 - Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

41
1,830 2,454
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez age 22 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

42
1,989 2,569
Bandit Lee Way is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

The 20 Greatest Babies in Internet History

43
1,872 2,455
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

44
1,842 2,322
Kaydnz Kodah Najm is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kaydnz Kodah Najm age 8 - T-Pain and Amber Najm

45
1,576 1,844
Axl Jack Duhamel is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dismalhead added Axl Jack Duhamel age 4 - Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

46
1,647 1,882
Sage Stallone is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sage Stallone Died at 36 (1976-2012) - Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

47
1,940 2,344
Moroccan Scott Cannon is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moroccan Scott Cannon age 6 - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

48
1,045 1,145
Ireland Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
erisedRi added Ireland Baldwin age 22

49
1,690 2,337
Camera Ashe is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Camera Ashe Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

50
724 851
Saint West is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Saint West Kim Karashian and Kanye West