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List Rules Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2015.
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4,671 4,200
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette age 11 - Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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2
4,870 4,357
Pilot Inspektor Lee is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pilot Inspektor Lee age 13 - Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

3
4,761 4,259
Audio Science Clayton is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Audio Science Clayton age 14 - Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

4
4,746 4,298
North West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West age 2 - Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

5
4,313 4,119
Jermajesty Jackson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jermajesty Jackson age 16 - Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

6
3,840 3,588
Moon Unit Zappa is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moon Unit Zappa age 49 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

7
3,910 3,906
Pirate Houseman Davis is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pirate Houseman Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

8
3,654 3,712
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof age 34 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

9
3,742 3,730
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

10
3,678 3,616
Blue Ivy Carter is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
BrittanyBear added Blue Ivy Carter age 5 - Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

11
3,772 3,580
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hu... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof age 20 - Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

12
3,287 3,399
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver age 7 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

13
3,300 3,550
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver age 6 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

14
3,232 3,593
Apple Martin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Apple Martin age 12 - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

15
2,981 3,496
Kal-El Coppola Cage is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kal-El Coppola Cage age 11 - Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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16
2,670 2,977
Dweezil Zappa is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RavinDoll added Dweezil Zappa age 47 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

17
2,675 3,245
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

18
2,505 3,258
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis age 15 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

19
2,356 2,618
Lyric Angel Parker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Lyric Angel Parker Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

20
2,634 3,389
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

21
2,352 2,590
Bronx Mowgli Wentz is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bronx Mowgli Wentz age 7 - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

22
2,404 2,860
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver age 13 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

23
2,460 3,145
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis age 14 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

24
1,517 1,404
Summer Rain Rutler is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Summer Rain Rutler age 1 - Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

25
2,294 2,752
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver age 15 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

26
2,399 2,748
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings age 9 - Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

27
2,341 2,527
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esthe... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre age 9 - Katie Price and Peter Andre

28
2,122 2,726
Egypt Daoud Dean is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Egypt Daoud Dean age 5 - Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

29
2,133 2,776
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg age 11 - Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

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2,283 2,553
Rumer Willis is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rumer Willis age 28 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

31
1,825 2,004
Harley Quinn Smith is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dark Orion added Harley Quinn Smith age 16 - Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

32
1,935 2,369
Banjo Patrick Taylor is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Banjo Patrick Taylor age 12 - Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

33
2,006 2,416
Bear Blu Jarecki is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RachelDianePerry added Bear Blu Jarecki age 4 - Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

34
1,283 1,923
Pixie Geldof is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pixie Geldof age 26 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

35
1,600 1,943
Reign Beau Rhames is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Reign Beau Rhames age 15 - Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

36
1,923 2,751
Peaches Geldof is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Peaches Geldof Died at 25 (1989-2014) - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

37
1,689 2,160
Seven Sirius Benjamin is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Seven Sirius Benjamin age 18 - Erykah Badu and André 3000

38
1,865 2,263
Scout LaRue Willis is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Scout LaRue Willis age 25 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

39
1,591 1,857
Sparrow Madden is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sparrow Madden age 7 - Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

40
1,673 2,239
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez age 20 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

41
1,832 2,473
Racer Rodríguez is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Racer Rodríguez age 19 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

42
1,820 2,346
Bandit Lee Way is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

43
1,404 1,612
Axl Jack Duhamel is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dismalhead added Axl Jack Duhamel age 2 - Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

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44
1,682 2,095
Kaydnz Kodah Najm is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kaydnz Kodah Najm age 6 - T-Pain and Amber Najm

45
1,695 2,241
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

46
864 918
Ireland Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
erisedRi added Ireland Baldwin age 21

47
1,468 1,660
Sage Stallone is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sage Stallone Died at 36 (1976-2012) - Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

48
1,781 2,127
Moroccan Scott Cannon is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moroccan Scott Cannon age 4 - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

49
563 643
Harper Seven Beckham is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
redhairkid added Harper Seven Beckham

50
1,517 2,136
Camera Ashe is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Camera Ashe Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy