Most Annoying The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names  

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List Rules Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2018.

1
5,371 4,724
Audio Science Clayton is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Audio Science Clayton age 15 - Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

2
5,467 4,824
Pilot Inspektor Lee is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pilot Inspektor Lee age 14 - Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

3
5,300 4,711
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette age 12 - Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

4
5,370 4,913
North West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West age 4 - Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

5
4,901 4,586
Jermajesty Jackson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jermajesty Jackson age 17 - Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

6
4,438 4,001
Moon Unit Zappa is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moon Unit Zappa age 50 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

7
4,458 4,328
Pirate Houseman Davis is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pirate Houseman Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

8
4,325 3,978
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hu... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof age 21 - Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

9
4,238 4,152
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

10
4,069 4,133
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof age 34 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

11
4,113 4,133
Blue Ivy Carter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
BrittanyBear added Blue Ivy Carter age 6 - Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

12
3,719 3,801
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver age 8 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

13
3,740 3,948
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver age 7 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

14
3,616 4,037
Apple Martin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Apple Martin age 13 - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

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15
3,345 3,927
Kal-El Coppola Cage is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kal-El Coppola Cage age 12 - Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

16
3,070 3,336
Dweezil Zappa is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RavinDoll added Dweezil Zappa age 48 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

17
2,957 3,669
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

18
2,796 3,663
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis age 16 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

19
2,669 3,019
Lyric Angel Parker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Lyric Angel Parker Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

20
2,919 3,763
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

21
2,693 2,967
Bronx Mowgli Wentz is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bronx Mowgli Wentz age 9 - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

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22
2,718 3,218
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver age 14 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

23
2,712 3,503
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis age 14 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

24
2,574 3,113
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver age 16 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

25
2,681 2,853
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esthe... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre age 10 - Katie Price and Peter Andre

26
2,679 3,084
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings age 10 - Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

27
1,820 1,751
Summer Rain Rutler is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Summer Rain Rutler age 3 - Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

28
2,375 3,067
Egypt Daoud Dean is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Egypt Daoud Dean age 7 - Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

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29
2,405 3,086
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg age 12 - Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

30
2,218 2,680
Banjo Patrick Taylor is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Banjo Patrick Taylor age 14 - Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

31
2,548 2,913
Rumer Willis is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rumer Willis age 29 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

32
2,115 2,356
Harley Quinn Smith is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dark Orion added Harley Quinn Smith age 18 - Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

33
2,265 2,740
Bear Blu Jarecki is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RachelDianePerry added Bear Blu Jarecki age 6 - Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

34
1,506 2,273
Pixie Geldof is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pixie Geldof age 27 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

35
1,824 2,254
Reign Beau Rhames is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Reign Beau Rhames age 18 - Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

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2,147 3,078
Peaches Geldof is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Peaches Geldof Died at 25 (1989-2014) - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

37
1,928 2,477
Seven Sirius Benjamin is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Seven Sirius Benjamin age 20 - Erykah Badu and André 3000

38
2,091 2,577
Scout LaRue Willis is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Scout LaRue Willis age 26 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

39
2,044 2,756
Racer Rodríguez is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Racer Rodríguez age 20 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

40
1,823 2,165
Sparrow Madden is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sparrow Madden age 8 - Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

41
1,872 2,535
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez age 22 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

42
2,034 2,652
Bandit Lee Way is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

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1,919 2,530
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

44
1,884 2,395
Kaydnz Kodah Najm is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kaydnz Kodah Najm age 8 - T-Pain and Amber Najm

45
1,623 1,918
Axl Jack Duhamel is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dismalhead added Axl Jack Duhamel age 4 - Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

46
1,708 1,948
Sage Stallone is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sage Stallone Died at 36 (1976-2012) - Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

47
1,106 1,206
Ireland Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
erisedRi added Ireland Baldwin age 22

48
1,984 2,415
Moroccan Scott Cannon is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moroccan Scott Cannon age 6 - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

49
1,737 2,412
Camera Ashe is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Camera Ashe Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

50
784 930
Saint West is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Saint West Kim Karashian and Kanye West