Most Annoying The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names  

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List Rules Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2018.

1
5,352 4,761
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette age 12 - Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

2
5,419 4,776
Audio Science Clayton is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Audio Science Clayton age 15 - Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

3
5,509 4,876
Pilot Inspektor Lee is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pilot Inspektor Lee age 14 - Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

4
5,425 4,972
North West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West age 4 - Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

5
4,943 4,638
Jermajesty Jackson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jermajesty Jackson age 17 - Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

6
4,488 4,038
Moon Unit Zappa is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moon Unit Zappa age 50 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

7
4,500 4,373
Pirate Houseman Davis is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pirate Houseman Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

8
4,366 4,019
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hu... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof age 21 - Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

9
4,268 4,196
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

10
4,095 4,177
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof age 34 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

11
4,147 4,185
Blue Ivy Carter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
BrittanyBear added Blue Ivy Carter age 6 - Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

12
3,750 3,847
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver age 8 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

13
3,772 3,987
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver age 7 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

14
3,641 4,085
Apple Martin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Apple Martin age 13 - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

15
3,377 3,962
Kal-El Coppola Cage is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kal-El Coppola Cage age 12 - Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

16
3,093 3,373
Dweezil Zappa is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RavinDoll added Dweezil Zappa age 48 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

17
2,981 3,710
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

18
2,815 3,696
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis age 16 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

19
2,692 3,054
Lyric Angel Parker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Lyric Angel Parker Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

20
2,934 3,805
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

21
2,719 2,998
Bronx Mowgli Wentz is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bronx Mowgli Wentz age 9 - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

22
2,744 3,252
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver age 14 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

23
2,732 3,534
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis age 14 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

24
2,599 3,142
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver age 16 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

25
2,703 2,883
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esthe... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre age 10 - Katie Price and Peter Andre

26
2,703 3,114
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings age 10 - Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

27
1,841 1,780
Summer Rain Rutler is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Summer Rain Rutler age 3 - Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

28
2,390 3,094
Egypt Daoud Dean is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Egypt Daoud Dean age 7 - Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

29
2,420 3,118
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg age 12 - Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

30
2,233 2,709
Banjo Patrick Taylor is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Banjo Patrick Taylor age 14 - Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

31
2,561 2,948
Rumer Willis is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rumer Willis age 29 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

32
2,139 2,382
Harley Quinn Smith is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dark Orion added Harley Quinn Smith age 18 - Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

33
2,285 2,767
Bear Blu Jarecki is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RachelDianePerry added Bear Blu Jarecki age 6 - Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

34
1,518 2,307
Pixie Geldof is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pixie Geldof age 27 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

35
1,839 2,279
Reign Beau Rhames is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Reign Beau Rhames age 18 - Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

36
2,167 3,101
Peaches Geldof is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Peaches Geldof Died at 25 (1989-2014) - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

37
1,944 2,502
Seven Sirius Benjamin is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Seven Sirius Benjamin age 20 - Erykah Badu and André 3000

38
2,104 2,602
Scout LaRue Willis is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Scout LaRue Willis age 26 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

39
2,059 2,778
Racer Rodríguez is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Racer Rodríguez age 20 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

40
1,834 2,193
Sparrow Madden is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sparrow Madden age 8 - Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

41
1,884 2,559
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez age 22 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

42
2,049 2,678
Bandit Lee Way is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

43
1,931 2,554
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

44
1,893 2,421
Kaydnz Kodah Najm is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kaydnz Kodah Najm age 8 - T-Pain and Amber Najm

45
1,634 1,947
Axl Jack Duhamel is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dismalhead added Axl Jack Duhamel age 4 - Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

46
1,719 1,977
Sage Stallone is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sage Stallone Died at 36 (1976-2012) - Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

47
1,121 1,229
Ireland Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
erisedRi added Ireland Baldwin age 22

48
1,750 2,436
Camera Ashe is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Camera Ashe Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

49
1,996 2,441
Moroccan Scott Cannon is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moroccan Scott Cannon age 6 - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

50
1,754 2,322
Free Carradine is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Free Carradine David Carradine and Barbara Hershey