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List Rules Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2015.
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4,739 4,244
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette age 11 - Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

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2
4,835 4,297
Audio Science Clayton is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Audio Science Clayton age 14 - Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

3
4,938 4,400
Pilot Inspektor Lee is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pilot Inspektor Lee age 13 - Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

4
4,807 4,360
North West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West age 2 - Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

5
4,383 4,157
Jermajesty Jackson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jermajesty Jackson age 16 - Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

6
3,900 3,630
Moon Unit Zappa is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moon Unit Zappa age 49 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

7
3,978 3,945
Pirate Houseman Davis is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pirate Houseman Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

8
3,798 3,771
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

9
3,840 3,608
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hu... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof age 20 - Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

10
3,698 3,757
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof age 34 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

11
3,721 3,673
Blue Ivy Carter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
BrittanyBear added Blue Ivy Carter age 5 - Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

12
3,338 3,435
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver age 7 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

13
3,347 3,588
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver age 6 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

14
3,267 3,639
Apple Martin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Apple Martin age 12 - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

15
3,018 3,539
Kal-El Coppola Cage is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kal-El Coppola Cage age 11 - Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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16
2,715 3,013
Dweezil Zappa is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RavinDoll added Dweezil Zappa age 47 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

17
2,708 3,289
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

18
2,535 3,300
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis age 15 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

19
2,394 2,658
Lyric Angel Parker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Lyric Angel Parker Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

20
2,660 3,431
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

21
2,391 2,628
Bronx Mowgli Wentz is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bronx Mowgli Wentz age 7 - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

22
2,445 2,893
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver age 13 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

23
2,491 3,180
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis age 14 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

24
2,330 2,786
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver age 15 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

25
1,549 1,442
Summer Rain Rutler is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Summer Rain Rutler age 1 - Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

26
2,430 2,783
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings age 9 - Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

27
2,387 2,556
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esthe... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre age 9 - Katie Price and Peter Andre

28
2,149 2,765
Egypt Daoud Dean is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Egypt Daoud Dean age 5 - Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

29
2,160 2,808
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg age 11 - Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

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2,312 2,593
Rumer Willis is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rumer Willis age 28 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

31
1,972 2,396
Banjo Patrick Taylor is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Banjo Patrick Taylor age 12 - Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

32
2,041 2,445
Bear Blu Jarecki is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RachelDianePerry added Bear Blu Jarecki age 4 - Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

33
1,854 2,047
Harley Quinn Smith is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dark Orion added Harley Quinn Smith age 16 - Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

34
1,307 1,959
Pixie Geldof is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pixie Geldof age 26 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

35
1,629 1,972
Reign Beau Rhames is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Reign Beau Rhames age 15 - Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

36
1,952 2,783
Peaches Geldof is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Peaches Geldof Died at 25 (1989-2014) - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

37
1,712 2,197
Seven Sirius Benjamin is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Seven Sirius Benjamin age 18 - Erykah Badu and André 3000

38
1,889 2,295
Scout LaRue Willis is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Scout LaRue Willis age 25 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

39
1,614 1,895
Sparrow Madden is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sparrow Madden age 7 - Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

40
1,857 2,502
Racer Rodríguez is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Racer Rodríguez age 19 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

41
1,697 2,270
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez age 20 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

42
1,845 2,379
Bandit Lee Way is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

43
1,706 2,124
Kaydnz Kodah Najm is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kaydnz Kodah Najm age 6 - T-Pain and Amber Najm

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44
1,427 1,646
Axl Jack Duhamel is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dismalhead added Axl Jack Duhamel age 2 - Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

45
1,724 2,270
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

46
1,804 2,154
Moroccan Scott Cannon is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moroccan Scott Cannon age 4 - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

47
1,484 1,695
Sage Stallone is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sage Stallone Died at 36 (1976-2012) - Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

48
885 956
Ireland Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
erisedRi added Ireland Baldwin age 21

49
1,544 2,161
Camera Ashe is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Camera Ashe Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

50
581 682
Harper Seven Beckham is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
redhairkid added Harper Seven Beckham