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List Rules Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2018.

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1
5,514 4,836
Audio Science Clayton is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 15 - Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

2
5,605 4,928
Pilot Inspektor Lee is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 14 - Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

3
5,448 4,825
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 12 - Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

4
5,533 5,055
North West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 4 - Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

5
5,024 4,686
Jermajesty Jackson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 17 - Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

6
4,569 4,082
Moon Unit Zappa is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 50 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

7
4,574 4,410
Pirate Houseman Davis is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

8
4,451 4,059
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hu... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 21 - Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

9
4,328 4,236
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

10
4,144 4,227
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 34 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

11
4,195 4,257
Blue Ivy Carter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
BrittanyBear added age 6 - Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

12
3,823 3,889
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 8 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

13
3,835 4,027
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 7 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

14
3,699 4,145
Apple Martin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 13 - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

15
3,432 4,003
Kal-El Coppola Cage is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 12 - Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

16
3,139 3,413
Dweezil Zappa is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RavinDoll added age 48 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

17
3,017 3,753
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

18
2,855 3,737
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 16 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

19
2,723 3,104
Lyric Angel Parker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

20
2,967 3,846
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

21
2,756 3,041
Bronx Mowgli Wentz is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added age 9 - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

22
2,785 3,294
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 14 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

23
2,765 3,570
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 14 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

24
2,745 2,918
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esthe... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 10 - Katie Price and Peter Andre

25
2,620 3,188
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 16 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

26
2,732 3,156
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 10 - Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

27
1,867 1,823
Summer Rain Rutler is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 3 - Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

28
2,418 3,125
Egypt Daoud Dean is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added age 7 - Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

29
2,446 3,147
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 12 - Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

30
2,269 2,734
Banjo Patrick Taylor is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 14 - Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

31
2,586 2,985
Rumer Willis is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 29 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

32
2,173 2,417
Harley Quinn Smith is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dark Orion added age 18 - Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

33
2,316 2,798
Bear Blu Jarecki is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RachelDianePerry added age 6 - Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

34
1,539 2,345
Pixie Geldof is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 27 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

35
1,861 2,309
Reign Beau Rhames is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 18 - Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

36
2,194 3,139
Peaches Geldof is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dec. at 25 (1989-2014) - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

37
1,975 2,527
Seven Sirius Benjamin is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 20 - Erykah Badu and André 3000

38
2,131 2,631
Scout LaRue Willis is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 26 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

39
2,085 2,804
Racer Rodríguez is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 20 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

40
1,854 2,223
Sparrow Madden is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 8 - Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

41
1,907 2,581
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 22 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

42
2,075 2,701
Bandit Lee Way is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

43
1,954 2,577
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

44
1,910 2,446
Kaydnz Kodah Najm is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 8 - T-Pain and Amber Najm

45
1,653 1,974
Axl Jack Duhamel is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dismalhead added age 4 - Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

46
1,779 2,454
Camera Ashe is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

47
2,026 2,460
Moroccan Scott Cannon is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 6 - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

48
1,145 1,259
Ireland Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
erisedRi added age 22

49
1,738 2,010
Sage Stallone is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dec. at 36 (1976-2012) - Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

50
840 982
Saint West is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Saint West Kim Karashian and Kanye West