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The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names  

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List Rules Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2018.

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Audio Science Clayton is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 16
Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
2
Pilot Inspektor Lee is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 15
Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
3
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 13
Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten
4
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hu... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof age 22
Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates
5
Pirate Houseman Davis is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pirate Houseman Davis
Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis
6
North West is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 5
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
7
Jermajesty Jackson is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 18
Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
8
Moon Unit Zappa is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 51
Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa
9
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp
10
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver age 9
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
11
Blue Ivy Carter is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
BrittanyBear added age 7
Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles
12
Dweezil Zappa is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RavinDoll added age 49
Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)
13
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 35
Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
14
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 8
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
15
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esthe... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 11
Katie Price and Peter Andre
16
Bronx Mowgli Wentz is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
17
Kal-El Coppola Cage is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 13
Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim
18
Apple Martin is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 14
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
19
Bear Blu Jarecki is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RachelDianePerry added age 7
Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki
20
Banjo Patrick Taylor is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 15
Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor
21
Saint West is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Saint West
Kim Karashian and Kanye West
22
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis
23
Chosen Sebastian Newton is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
-1450642698760 added Chosen Sebastian Newton
Cam Newton & Kia Proctor
24
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 15
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton
25
Summer Rain Rutler is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
age 4
Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler