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List Rules Vote UP the most ridiculous names celebs have given their kids. Vote down the ones that are not so bad.

A list of the worst celebrity baby names to ever be inked on legal birth certificates. Fame does strange things to people, and these weird celebrity baby names might be a sign that some of these actors, musicians, and socialites have let the money, popularity, and power go to their heads. Most are even repeat offenders, as those celebs who make name their kids dumb things often do it to all of their kids. Any publicity is good, right? Unfortunately for Rocket, Camera, Muziq, and Kal-El, the other kids in kindergarten aren't generally impressed by bad baby names.

What are the most ridiculous celebrity baby names? You may think Moxie, Zephyr, and Ocean are cool baby names, and that's fine, just vote DOWN the ones you like and vote UP the ones you think are bordering on child abuse. To keep track of other crazy, bizarre, dumbest celebrity kid names and celebrity baby news, keep an eye on this list of celebrity babies born in 2015.
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1
4,743 4,276
Pilot Inspektor Lee is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pilot Inspektor Lee age 13 - Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

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2
4,640 4,179
Audio Science Clayton is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Audio Science Clayton age 14 - Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

3
4,538 4,123
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette age 11 - Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten

4
4,623 4,190
North West is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West age 2 - Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

5
4,194 4,042
Jermajesty Jackson is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Jermajesty Jackson age 16 - Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

6
3,730 3,515
Moon Unit Zappa is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moon Unit Zappa age 48 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa

7
3,803 3,839
Pirate Houseman Davis is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pirate Houseman Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

8
3,599 3,512
Blue Ivy Carter is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
BrittanyBear added Blue Ivy Carter age 5 - Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles

9
3,568 3,636
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof age 34 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

10
3,647 3,668
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp John and Elaine Irwin Mellencamp

11
3,660 3,523
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hu... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof age 20 - Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

12
3,200 3,331
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver age 7 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

13
3,217 3,490
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver age 6 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

14
3,166 3,509
Apple Martin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Apple Martin age 11 - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

15
2,905 3,434
Kal-El Coppola Cage is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kal-El Coppola Cage age 11 - Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim

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16
2,618 3,180
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Zeppelin Howsmon Davis Jonathan Davis and Deven Davis

17
2,595 2,914
Dweezil Zappa is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RavinDoll added Dweezil Zappa age 47 - Frank Zappa and Adelaide Gail Zappa (Born Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

18
2,460 3,185
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Denim Cole Braxton-Lewis age 15 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

19
2,299 2,554
Lyric Angel Parker is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Lyric Angel Parker Ashley Parker Angela and Tiffany Lynn

20
2,584 3,325
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Yamma Noyola Brown Lumar James Brown and Deidre Jenkins

21
2,294 2,521
Bronx Mowgli Wentz is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bronx Mowgli Wentz age 7 - Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

22
2,417 3,082
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis age 14 - Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

23
1,460 1,332
Summer Rain Rutler is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Summer Rain Rutler age 1 - Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

24
2,345 2,803
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver age 13 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

25
2,233 2,695
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver age 15 - Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton

26
2,345 2,687
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings age 9 - Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings

27
2,279 2,469
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esthe... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre age 8 - Katie Price and Peter Andre

28
2,071 2,665
Egypt Daoud Dean is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Egypt Daoud Dean age 5 - Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

29
2,086 2,714
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg age 11 - Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg

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30
2,232 2,487
Rumer Willis is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rumer Willis age 28 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

31
1,768 1,936
Harley Quinn Smith is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dark Orion added Harley Quinn Smith age 16 - Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

32
1,242 1,858
Pixie Geldof is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Pixie Geldof age 26 - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

33
1,964 2,357
Bear Blu Jarecki is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
RachelDianePerry added Bear Blu Jarecki age 4 - Alicia SIlverstone and Christopher Jarecki

34
1,878 2,313
Banjo Patrick Taylor is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Banjo Patrick Taylor age 12 - Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor

35
1,557 1,888
Reign Beau Rhames is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Reign Beau Rhames age 15 - Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed

36
1,876 2,691
Peaches Geldof is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Peaches Geldof Died at 25 (1989-2014) - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

37
1,825 2,196
Scout LaRue Willis is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Scout LaRue Willis age 25 - Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

38
1,640 2,106
Seven Sirius Benjamin is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Seven Sirius Benjamin age 18 - Erykah Badu and André 3000

39
1,548 1,797
Sparrow Madden is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sparrow Madden age 7 - Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

40
1,798 2,412
Racer Rodríguez is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Racer Rodríguez age 19 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

41
1,777 2,285
Bandit Lee Way is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Coolza added Bandit Lee Way Gerard Way and Lyn-Z

42
1,629 2,185
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Rocket Valentin Rodriguez age 20 - Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán

43
1,366 1,550
Axl Jack Duhamel is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Dismalhead added Axl Jack Duhamel age 2 - Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and Josh Duhamel

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44
825 850
Ireland Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
erisedRi added Ireland Baldwin age 21

45
1,637 2,049
Kaydnz Kodah Najm is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Kaydnz Kodah Najm age 6 - T-Pain and Amber Najm

46
1,431 1,593
Sage Stallone is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Sage Stallone Died at 36 (1976-2012) - Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack

47
1,649 2,191
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Bogart Che Peyote Rainey David "Puck" and Betty Rainey 

48
528 589
Harper Seven Beckham is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
redhairkid added Harper Seven Beckham

49
1,730 2,084
Moroccan Scott Cannon is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Moroccan Scott Cannon age 4 - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

50
1,478 2,085
Camera Ashe is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Craziest, Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Camera Ashe Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy