Total Nerd The Most Sexually Deviant Superheroes In Comics  

Brent Sprecher
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Superheroes have always represented the heroic ideal, paragons of honor and virtue who put their incredible talents to use defending the weak and innocent, rather than cashing in for their own benefit. Maybe that's why it's so shocking whenever we see superheroes who are total pervs. Initially aimed solely at school-age children, comic books were later devoured by GI's deployed across the world during WWII. With an older audience came the desire to make comic books more risqué in terms of subject matter. Crime, horror, and sex began to infiltrate comic books, and bondage was actually a common theme in many early Wonder Woman adventures.

Comics became so saturated with adult themes, the Comics Code Authority (CCA) was established in 1954 to protect children from depictions of crime, gore, and sex, requiring mainstream superheroes to be squeaky clean for the next 30 years or so. In the late '80s, Marvel and DC decided they no longer needed to adhere to the CCA, and began pushing the boundaries of acceptable content, bringing graphic depictions of violence and superhero sex back to the medium. Today, pretty much anything goes. Even some of the most popular (and seemingly chaste) characters have been outed as superhero perverts. Still, there is an upper echelon of perversion where only the most freaky comic book characters bump uglies. Here, then, are the most sexually deviant superheroes.


Wolverine is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Sexually Deviant Superheroes In Comics
Photo:  Marvel Comics

Wolverine's penchant for redheads is well known, but in Ultimate Spider-Man #66-67 it gets creepy when the object of his affections is a 15-year-old girl. Ticked off that the very adult Logan keeps hitting on her, a teenage Jean Grey (another redhead) does a little mind-body swap trick to teach him a lesson, putting Logan's mind into the body of 15-year-old Peter Parker and vice versa. While in Peter's young body, the ancient Logan gawks at high school cheerleaders, kisses Mary Jane, and even attempts to get more physical with her, prompting her to ask Peter: "That thing you tried to do this morning, can we not do that till we're older?"

You might say, "Well, that was Wolverine in the Ultimate Universe, surely normal Wolverine is a fine, upstanding mutant." Well, the "regular" Wolverine also had a little something-something with someone waaaaay too young for him. In New Avengers, Vol. 2 #7, Wolverine, now a member of the Avengers, has a bristly encounter with teenage hero Squirrel Girl and it's implied that they had a romantic past. This creepy implication is confirmed in Wolverine #8 when Squirrel Girl shows up in a red room in Wolverine's subconscious labeled "Sexual Fantasies." That would be gross if Wolverine was the age he looked, but the fact that he's much older makes it unspeakably foul. 

As Seen In: Marvel Comics Presents, The New Avengers

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Hulk is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Sexually Deviant Superheroes In Comics
Photo:  Marvel Comics

Everyone knows the Hulk, but when they think of him it's about his green skin, fits of rage, unlimited strength, and incredible healing factor. Most people don't know that he has also been gray-skinned, quite cerebral, and something of a horn dog over the years. Having a libido to match his muscles makes sense, considering he was created as a Mr. Hyde-esque examination of a runaway id in superhero form.

Hulk's alter-ego, Bruce Banner, had a long relationship with Betty Ross, whom he eventually married. When Betty (now estranged from Banner) develops superpowers and becomes the scarlet-hued Red She-Hulk, Hulk lets his freak flag fly. In Indestructible Hulk #7.1, Hulk gets drunk and winds up in a physical altercation with Red She-Hulk. Then, after they defeat the villain Orb together, they get naked and have sex right in front Orb!

That's still pretty pedestrian compared to what the Hulk gets up to with his cousin, Jennifer Walters, AKA She-Hulk. In 2000's Incredible Hulk Annual, the Hulk goes on a hormone-induced rampage through Central Park. Vision realizes that Hulk is smashing stuff to impress a suitable mate. When She-Hulk shows up to stop him, she gets the vibe right away and turns him down. His rampage ends, as does the story, but not Hulk's quest to knock boots with his cousin. In the now-classic Old Man Logan miniseries, Hulk and She-Hulk hook up and spawn a whole family of inbred, mutant Hulks.

Other sex-crazy versions of the Hulk include the Ultimate Universe Hulk, who keeps a harem of bikini-clad sex slaves in a hidden mountain palace. There's also the future world-conquering Hulk known as the Maestro, who has a harem containing both men and women on Battleworld.

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Henry Pym is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Sexually Deviant Superheroes In Comics
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Hank Pym, AKA Ant-Man, had a hard time dealing with his divorce to Janet van Dyne. He even contemplated suicide. Later, when Janet is believed dead, Hank takes the name Wasp and joins the second incarnation of the Mighty Avengers along with Jocasta, an Ultron-created feminine robot imbued with Janet van Dyne's life force. Hank gets a little too Westworld with Jocasta and is caught kissing her by the Avengers' stalwart butler Jarvis. That "relationship" ends when Jocasta marries Ultron as part of a deal to end his battle with the Mighty Avengers.

Later, when it was revealed that Janet was not in fact dead, but merely shunted into a micro-verse, Hank tries to rekindle the romance with his ex-wife by engaging in some super-freaky sex. In Avengers, Vol. 3 #71, Janet is shown writhing in ecstacy as she says, "Hank, please! No... more." You don't see Hank until Janet lifts up the sheet to reveal that he shrunk down to Ant-Man size to do, uh, something to her vagina. The sequence ends with Hank saying, "All right, Jan, your turn." So... what exactly was Hank doing? Was his whole body inside her? Is that fun? Was he just using her labia as a speedbag? Seriously, why was that better? 

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The Pro Deflowers A Hero & Uses Her Powers On The "Job"


The Pro Deflowers A Hero & Use... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Sexually Deviant Superheroes In Comics
Photo:  Image Comics

The Pro doesn't have the name recognition of Wolverine or Superman, but like those heroes she is a crazy sexual deviant (and with a live-action movie). Originally published as a one-shot prestige format comic book by Image Comics, The Pro stars one of the most unlikely "heroes" ever: a single mother who works at a fast food restaurant by day and turns tricks as a prostitute at night.

In an effort to help humanity evolve more quickly so it can join the "glorious alliance of superior beings," an alien grants the Pro super powers while she sleeps (he's also a total voyeuristic perv). After learning she has superpowers, the Pro is approached by a Justice League knock-off and offered membership. She reluctantly joins them on a mission to stop a team of super villains, but afterwards she returns to the street, where she dishes out punishment against a john who was abusing working girls and makes a stack of cash using her powers to give a thousand BJs in one night.

When the squeaky clean Superman stand-in known as the Saint confronts her about her use of superpowers for "intimate activity," the Pro decides to show him what sex is all about and gives him an earth-shattering oral orgasm that causes his "release" to down an airliner. Obviously, the heroes are disgusted with her behavior, but they still call on her to help stop a terrorist attack. The Pro agrees and sacrifices herself to fly the terrorist's nuclear bomb into space (10 years before Iron Man did the same thing in The Avengers).