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The 11 Most Un-Rock Star Rock Stars  

EricAlt
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List Rules Vote up the most un-rock-star-like rock stars.

Fate intended some rock stars for the stage. It's hard to picture Slash or Steven Tyler working the photocopy counter at your local Staples or doing any other job. Other musicians have the spotlight, hit records, and adoring crowds befitting a rock star — but somehow, they seemingly can't shake off the thing that makes them that makes them human.

Whether it's looks, style, or plain attitude, some rock stars look like they'd feel more comfortable in the back of the Barnes and Noble than rocking the stage before thousands of fans.

Who do you think is the most underwhelming rock star?

Shawn Mendes is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The 11 Most Un-Rock Star Rock Stars
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A quiz called "Shawn Mendes or a Random Dude From the CW Network" would be infuriatingly difficult.

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Ed Sheeran is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 11 Most Un-Rock Star Rock Stars
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The guy is a huge star — no question. The guy also looks like your high school yearbook editor.

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Billy Joel is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 11 Most Un-Rock Star Rock Stars
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Billy Joel's look is rather plain, pairing his bald head and goatee with clothing that never truly sticks out — especially back in his younger days.

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Marcus Mumford is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 11 Most Un-Rock Star Rock Stars
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Mumford loves to rock the 20-something Brooklyn look.

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