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history The Most Useless US Vice Presidents  

Mike Rothschild
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List Rules Vote up the vice presidents who accomplished the least during their tenures.

What person in their right mind would want a job that its holders have described as "not worth a bucket of warm piss," something that "is nothing, but may be everything," and "splendid misery?" Ask any of the 47 Vice Presidents of the United States. It was a position that initially had absolutely no responsibilities other than breaking ties in the Senate, and stepping in for the President should he die. And when that actually happened, it wasn't clear if the vice president was ACTUALLY the president. 

Such a position is ripe for uselessness, lack of accomplishment, abuse of "power," and general embarrassment. Some vice presidents did their minuscule duties quietly and efficiently. Others had short and useless terms because they either assumed the presidency after a quick death, or themselves died quickly. But a select few have been utter fiascoes - politicians who not only accomplished nothing, but actively damaged the presidents they were serving under, joining the ranks of the worst vice presidents in American history.

A trawl through the most useless vice presidents finds a little of every type of embarrassment. Treason? Check. Scandal? Lots of it. Utter inability to do their job? Constant. Being kept out of the loop of major decisions? Virtually all of them. Bringing humiliation on the Executive Branch? Oh, yes. And even a murder! You'll find them all among the most useless vice presidents in US history.
Dan Quayle is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Useless US Vice Presidents
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Dan Quayle


With little of note in his background, Indiana Senator Dan Quayle was seen as unqualified for the position of vice president. He'd go on to prove that over and over during George H.W. Bush's term in office, constantly embarrassing himself and the administration with bizarre gaffes - a penchant that began in 1988 when he was crushed in the vice presidential debate.

Quayle's butchering of the English language was so legendary that it's virtually impossible to differentiate between his real gaffes and fake ones. But two truly stuck in the American zeitgeist, ruining his career, and massively embarrassing Bush. The first was his bizarre attack on the TV series Murphy Brown, and the other was his public botched spelling of the word "potato" by insisting to a 12 year old that it had an "e" at the end. Quayle later insisted that he did, in fact, know how to spell the word, but the school gave him flash cards that had it incorrectly spelled, and he didn't want to make them look bad.

The completely useless vice president slunk off into obscurity, and other than a brief run at the Republican nomination in 2000, has never run for office again.

Age: 70

Birthplace: Indianapolis, Indiana, USA

Nationality: United States of America

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Spiro Agnew is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Useless US Vice Presidents
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Spiro Agnew


Agnew was mostly an unknown when Richard Nixon tapped him to be his vice presidential nominee in 1968. Despite initial opposition, Agnew became one of the public faces of the administration, giving numerous speeches as the voice of Nixon's "silent majority." But soon, animosity between the two men grew, and Nixon openly spoke of punting Agnew from the ticket in 1972 - joking that nobody would shoot him because then they'd get Agnew for president.

Agnew's downfall came in 1973, when he was indicted on tax evasion, fraud, bribery, extortion, and conspiracy. He'd taken massive bribes as Governor of Maryland, and after his indictment, pled no contest, quickly resigning the vice presidency. In his later years, Agnew blamed Nixon for bringing the charges into the public as a distraction from the Watergate scandal, and the two men never spoke again.

Ironically, if Agnew had been able to stay in office, he would have indeed become president, as Nixon resigned 10 months later.

Age: Died at 78 (1918-1996)

Birthplace: Towson, Baltimore, Maryland, United States of America

Nationality: United States of America

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Aaron Burr is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Useless US Vice Presidents
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Aaron Burr


Aaron Burr was noted for being an even-handed president of the Senate, and very nearly won the office of President himself in 1800. But he was involved in two scandals that marred the office for decades, deeply embarrassing President Jefferson, and landing Burr on a very short list of the worst vice presidents in history.

The first, and far more famous, is when Burr murdered fellow Founding Father Alexander Hamilton in an illegal duel - while serving as vice president. Burr fled to South Carolina when he was charged with murder, but eventually came back to Washington to finish out his term. Then, two years after his vice presidency, he was arrested and tried for treason for his attempt to raise an army to invade Mexico and start a war with Spain. The trial ended in acquittal thanks to a lack of witnesses (though the jury made it clear they believed Burr was guilty), and Burr was ruined.

Age: Died at 80 (1756-1836)

Birthplace: Newark, New Jersey, United States of America

Nationality: United States of America

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Richard Mentor Johnson is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Useless US Vice Presidents
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Johnson's claim to fame before becoming Martin Van Buren's vice president was personally killing the Shawnee chief Tecumseh. Johnson was so gleeful over the killing that he campaigned for vice president with the slogan "Rumpsey Dumpsey, Colonel Johnson Killed Tecumseh."

It apparently worked, as he won (despite one state's Democratic legislators refusing to vote for him), and proceeded to sponsor an expedition to the North Pole so Americans could drill into the center of the earth. He later took almost a year-long leave of absence to run a tavern in Kentucky, due to his being wiped out by the Panic of 1837.

Johnson added so little value to the Van Buren ticket that Van Buren ran for president again in 1840 without a running mate.

Age: Died at 70 (1780-1850)

Birthplace: Louisville, Kentucky, United States of America

Nationality: United States of America

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