These Quotes Go to ElevenThe greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen).
"Movie 43" movie quotes take viewers on a raunchy ride through this comedy movie that features more than a dozen storylines. The movie, which features a huge ensemble cast, also comes with more than a few directors including Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Patrik Forsberg, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner and Jonathan van Tulleken. Peter Farrelly produced the movie which was released in the United States on January 25, 2013.
In "Movie 43," several different storylines are introduced, each with its own twisted humor and envelope-pushing content. Halle Berry and Stephen Merchant play an offensive game of truth or dare. Chris Pratt and real-life bride Anna Faris discuss getting engaged and unconventional sexual practices while on a picnic lunch. Teenagers including Christopher Mintz-Plasse freak out when a girl gets her period. Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott wage war against a kidnapped leprechaun, portrayed by Gerard Butler.
Batman, Wonder Woman, Robin, Superman and Supergirl are all in the film too portrated by Jason Sudeikis, Leslie Bibb, Bobby Cannavale and Kristen Bell, respectively. Among others, Emma Stone, Elizabeth Banks, Naomi Watts, Kate Winslet, Richard Gere, Josh Duhamel, Uma Thurman, Liev Schreiber, Terrence Howard and Tony Shalhoub all co-star in the massive "Movie 43" cast.
Jason: "There's something I want to ask you."
Vanessa: "There's something I'd like to ask you."
Jason: "How about we say it at the same time?"
Vanessa: "Okay"
Jason and Vanessa, together: "One, two…"
Vanessa: "Will you poop on me?"
Jason: "Wait, what'd you say?"
Vanessa: "I want you to be my first?"
Jason and Vanessa plan a romantic picnic in the park and each have an important question to ask the other. Jason's question involves a ring while Vanessa's question involves something much more unconventional.
Coach: "Come on y'all. The games are about to start."
Basketball Player #1: "Coach, we scared. There's 10,000 people out there that think that we ain't good enough."
Coach: "Win or lose, I'm so proud of y'all but you're gonna win. What game are we playing?"
Basketball Player #2: "Basketball, coach"
Coach: "What color is their skin?"
Basketball Player #3: "White"
Coach: "Y'all going to kill those caucasians!"
Basketball Player #3: "Look at their fundamentals!"
Coach: "The fundamentals? You're black. They're white. This ain't hockey!"
This scene of a high school basketball coach addressing his players before a big game pokes fun at the racial inequalities of the sport. Coach isn't just confident in his players abilities, he's confident that their skin color can earn them the win.
Batman: "I'm gonna get underneath the table and feed you lines."
Supergirl: "Hi"
Robin: "Hi"
Batman: "Oh s***!"
Robin: "Oh s***!"
Batman: "Dude, I can see her s*****."
Robin: "Dude, I can see her…"
Batman: "It's a huge bushy catastrophe down here. It's monstrous. It looks like she's sitting on Art Garfunkel's shoulders. It looks like she's giving birth to Ronald McDonald. I want to wash dishes with it. I mean, I feel like a velociraptor might jump out of this thing. It's so damn big. It's like she sat on a Muppet. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing."
Batman tries to play the good guy wingman for Robin as Robin meets Supergirl at a dating event. Tries is the key word as instead he's distracted by Supergirl's massive bush.
Father: "It's very important that Kevin have a normal and complete high school experience."
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Mother: "You dropped your books, f***face."
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Father: "Hey guys, come check out this kid's weird pubes!"
To make sure Kevin has the typical high school experience while homeschooling, his parents take steps to humiliate him in their home. Bumping into him, calling him names and embarrassing him in the shower are all par for the course.
