Total Nerd 15 Movies With "Happy Endings" That Were Actually Unspeakably Tragic  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the movies that have the saddest endings, now that you think about it.

The ending of a film is meant to tie things up into a neat little package. But when you look at the “life affirming” and “happy” endings of most major motion pictures, you start to realize that there are a lot of sad endings to happy movies. Many misunderstood movies are childhood favorites that revolve around a young person going through tough times and coming out the other end changed for the better. When that involves body switching, animal cruelty, and violent fantasy adventures, though, it's clear that even beloved classics secretly depressing conclusions.

That's not to say movies can't have bleak endings. Horror movies are built on shocking endings, and some of the best thrillers have big twists. But what about so-called upbeat movie endings you didn't realize are super dark? Those can really blindside you if you're just trying to enjoy some popcorn and couch time.

It's sad, but most of the characters in your favorite films are left with unspeakable trauma buzzing in the back of their heads. When you watch a film in that context it makes for some very depressing movie endings.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2


Kill Bill Volume 2 is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 15 Movies With "Happy Endings" That Were Actually Unspeakably Tragic
Photo:  Kill Bill Volume 2/Miramax

Throughout the Kill Bill movies, Beatrix crisscrosses the world to get revenge on her old gang, who stole her baby and left her for dead. The finale of Vol. 2 is an almost anti-climactic showdown between Beatrix and Bill: she uses the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique to fulfill the title, and whisks BB off to a new life.

While the audience may see this as a win over the biggest of big bads, BB has just been robbed of the only parent she ever knew and taken away from her home. There's no way she's not going to have huge questions or lingering trauma after meeting her mother this way.

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Close Encounters of the Third ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 15 Movies With "Happy Endings" That Were Actually Unspeakably Tragic
Photo:  Close Encounters of the Third Kind/Sony

Roy Neary spends the entirety of Close Encounters of the Third Kind obsessing over extra terrestrials and UFOs. His obsession reaches such a fever pitch that his wife takes their kids and leaves him. Then, rather than get his act together and be a father to his children, Roy leaves the planet with a group of aliens. Being chosen by aliens to represent humanity throughout the galaxy is the ultimate version of going to get cigarettes and never coming back. 

Aside from Roy leaving his family high and dry, the end of the movie also shows a group of abductees being carelessly dropped back on Earth. Some of the people who were abducted went missing 30 years earlier. What are they going to do now that they're back? Their families are probably dead, they don't have any place to live, and they no longer have skills that can help them with work.

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The Exorcist


The Exorcist is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 15 Movies With "Happy Endings" That Were Actually Unspeakably Tragic
Photo:  The Exorcist/Warner Bros.

The Exorcist is not a film with a sunny outlook by any means. A young girl is possessed by a demonic entity, and a couple of priests are called upon to save her soul. By the end of the movie there's a dead priest and a house covered in vomit. But the audience also sees poor Regan moving away with her mom. No one's going to get that girl a therapist?

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Dirty Dancing


Dirty Dancing is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 15 Movies With "Happy Endings" That Were Actually Unspeakably Tragic
Photo:  Dirty Dancing/Lionsgate

At the end of Dirty Dancing, everyone is mad at each other. Baby's father thinks Johnny got one of the girls pregnant, and everyone at the camp thinks Johnny has been stealing from the guests. But things are settled when Johnny and Baby dance like they've never danced before to the anachronistic "I've Had The Time Of My Life."

It's all very heartwarming, but what happens immediately after the credits roll? At best, Baby's father can talk to the staff of the summer camp and get Johnny his job back, but would he even want to? This is guy who spent the summer hooking up with his daughter while giving her "dance lessons." 

And what's going to happen to Baby and Johnny? Presumably they'll never make it work. Baby's a teenager and Johnny seems to be a full adult. If they do try to stick it out, will she live with him in his abandoned dance studio? Or is he going to move to Mount Holyoke to try and keep up with his gal? No matter how you look at it, this relationship is doomed.

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