List Rules Vote up any joke that will make nerds laugh
Everyone loves a good smarty-pants joke, unless you’re a dum-dum - and if that’s the case, then start steppin’! Or start Googling to understand these nerd jokes. Then you can at least feel like you’re in on the giggles. The common misconception about nerds of all kinds is that they’re joyless blowhards who don’t know how to have a good time. Well, after reading these jokes, we’re pretty sure that fallacy’s going to fly straight out the window. Whether you’re an English major or a math geek, we’ve got nerdy jokes for you to wow at any cocktail party or family dinner. That’s right, you can be KING OF THE NERDS with any of these hilarious jokes.
Those with pun allergies, beware: the nerdy jokes on this list aren’t just funny; they’re punny. The funny nerd jokes on this list cover all your comedy bases: puns, knock knock jokes, and references to Descartes. Everyone knows you don't have a full joke arsenal until you’re making references to dead philosophers. Memorize your favorite nerd humor on this list, and try them out at your next chess club meeting or D&D game night. Then, have your pals vote on their favorite nerd joke, and leave us a comment if you think you’ve got one we haven’t heard. There’s nothing we love more than a good laugh.
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Why Can't You Trust Atoms? Because they make everything up!
The Past, The Present, and The Future Walked Into A Bar It was tense.
What Do You Say When You Comfort A Grammar Nazi? There, Their, They're.
There's A Band Called 1023MB They haven't had any gigs yet.
Where Does Bad Light End Up? In prism.
There Are 10 Kinds Of People In This World Those who understand binary. And those who don't.
How Do You Know The Moon Is Going Broke? It's down to it's last quarter.
What Do You Call An Educated Tube? A graduated cylander.
What Do You Get When You Put Root Beer In A Square Glass? Beer.
What Do You Call Two Crows On A Branch? Attempted Murder.
What's Another Name For Santa's Elves? Subordinate Clauses.
Why Did The Bear Dissolve In Water? It was polar.
Why Did I Divide Sin By Tan? Just cos.
How Many Theoretical Physicists Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Two. One to hold the lightbulb, and one to rotate the universe.