Romantic Comedy Never Been Kissed Is Actually About Emotional Trauma And Weird Sexual Dynamics  

Veronica Walsingham
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When you think about Never Been Kissed, you likely remember it as that adorable romantic comedy from the ‘90s that starred the lovable and charming Drew Barrymore. And what’s not to like about all of that? Well, Never Been Kissed is actually a really dark and twisted film. On the surface, it’s about newspaper reporter Josie Geller, played by Barrymore, who goes undercover at a local high school in hopes to get a scoop for a story. It turns out that Josie is actually harboring severe emotional trauma from her own high school experience. On top of the emotionally stunted protagonist, the film also features some deeply inappropriate relationships. Not only does Josie’s teacher shamelessly flirt with her even though he’s under the impression that she’s his high school student, but Josie also goes to the prom with a teenage boy.

See? Never Been Kissed is so much more twisted than anyone realized back in 1999. Of course, it’s not the only romantic comedy that is much less charming and much more disturbing when you think about. For example, 50 First Dates (another Barrymore starring role) features a man taking advantage of a disabled woman. Um, romantic comedies are dark. In fact, it’s likely a majority of the couple in romantic comedies would break up a whole three seconds after the credits started rolling.

Never Been Kissed may be one of the best teen movies of all time, but it also features some incredible stunted individuals engaging in some inappropriate relationships. Don't be fooled by Barrymore's warm smile; her character is twisted.

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The Main Romance In The Film Is Between A Teacher And Someone He Believes Is His Student

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Josie and Mr. Coulson had great chemistry. That much is true. The problem is that Mr. Coulson was, well, Mr. Coulson. He was Josie’s teacher. And yes, Josie is actually a 25-year-old woman posing as a high school student, so she's technically only enough to date him. In reality, Josie and Mr. Coulson were probably around the same age, with the same interests, and would make a great couple. But as it stands, Mr. Coulson thought Josie was a high student and he was still pretty down to flirt with her. What’s worse is that the narrative of the film makes the audience root for this relationship between a seeming high school student and her teacher. 

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A Romantic Ferris Wheel Encounter Between A Student And Teacher Is Totally Inappropriate

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Mr. Coulson, if you’re having weird sexual chemistry with someone you believe to be a teenage high school student, you do not — DO NOT – get on a teeny, tiny Ferris wheel with said student. There was barely enough room for Mr. Coulson and Josie to not be sitting thigh-to-thigh. It was a Ferris wheel made for romance, not for a teacher-student conversation.

To make matters worse, Mr. Coulson starts confiding in Josie — again, someone he thinks is his high school student — about his relationship problems with his girlfriend. Then, he basically tells Josie that if she were his age, he'd totally do her. Does this scene make the whole audience melt into a puddle of love and romance and chemistry? Supposedly yes, but it’s also a scene that should have never, under no circumstances, happen in real life.

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25-Year-Old Josie Engages In A Flirtatious Relationship With A High School Student

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As if Mr. Coulson and Josie’s flirting over Shakespeare wasn’t weird enough, Josie begins dating the most popular guy in school. To Josie's credit, the relationship seems more opportunistic than romantic and it never becomes physical, but it’s still weird that a 25-year-old woman went to prom with a teenage boy. Not only that, Josie was super excited about going to prom with Guy, like much more excited than a normal 25-year-old woman should have been in this situation. Then again, the story itself proves that Josie was definitely not a normal 25-year-old woman.

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Rob Actually Thought That Posing As A Teenager Would Give Him A Second Chance At A Baseball Career

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Rob isn’t the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but did he really think going back to high school would give him a second chance at a baseball career? Rob believed that going back to high school and playing on the baseball team would result in another chance to play in the minor leagues, and if the plan seems outlandish, it is. It’s utter lunacy for Rob to think that a minor league baseball team would sign him without, oh, maybe finding out his real age, for example. But hey, maybe the minor leagues wouldn’t care that 23-year-old Rob is a total weirdo who went back to high school for a second chance at baseball and still let him play. Or, more likely, they would think his lies are a sign of emotional instability and be unwilling to let such a liability on their team.

Though, Rob's plans do have an odd way of working out. I mean, we are talking about the guy who made himself popular by eating a tub of coleslaw.

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