funny The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions  

Jacob Shelton
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The Never Have I Ever game is a staple of sleepovers, camping trips, and long car rides. It’s a great way to cure boredom, and it’s an even better way to uncover dirt about your friends. Good Never Have I Ever questions are equally funny and dirty, but they can just as easily be completely off the wall. You’ll never find out if any of your friends have burned down an orphanage if you never ask. If you’ve never played Never Have I Ever before, it’s usually pretty easy to get a game going. Just get some friends together, have a few drinks, and read them this list of the best Never Have I Ever questions.

If you’re an old hat at the game, but need a few new Never Have I Ever ideas, then feel free to pillage this list of questions to make your game even better. You don’t want to be the one person at the Never Have I Ever party who’s asking the same old stale questions. So throw out all your weak sauce Never Have I Evers about eating expired food and start studying this list of Never Have I Ever questions - you’ll be grateful when you’re crowned the king or queen of Never Have I Ever.

Vote up your favorite Never Have I Ever questions on this list, and if you have a favorite NHIE question that you don’t see listed, go ahead and add it.

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Never Have I Ever Eaten a Piec... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Eaten a Piece of Food That Fell on the Floor

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Never Have I Ever Peed in the ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Peed in the Shower

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Never Have I Ever Worn Crocs is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Worn Crocs

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Never Have I Ever Watched Star... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Grangergirl added Never Have I Ever Watched Star Wars

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Never Have I Ever Played Never... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Dario Callender added Never Have I Ever Played Never Have I Ever

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Never Have I Ever Farted in an... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Farted in an Elevator

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Never Have I Ever Peed My Pant... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Peed My Pants in Public

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Never Have I Ever Watched Porn... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Watched Porn with Someone Else

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Never Have I Ever Lied to Prot... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Lied to Protect a Cheating Friend

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Never Have I Ever Flashed Some... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Flashed Someone

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Never Have I Ever Masturbated ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Masturbated at Someone Else’s House

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Never Have I Ever Shoplifted E... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Shoplifted Even When I Had Money

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Never Have I Ever Fooled Aroun... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Fooled Around with Two Different People Within 24 Hours

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Never Have I Ever Repurposed a... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Repurposed a Common Household Item as a Sex Toy

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Never Have I Ever Killed an An... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Killed an Animal While Not Hunting

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Never Have I Ever Walked in on... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Walked in on My Parents Having Sex

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Never Have I Ever Watched a Po... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Watched a Porn for the Storyline

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Never Have I Ever Driven Drunk is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Driven Drunk

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Never Have I Ever Wanted to Ha... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
deedee32 added Never Have I Ever Wanted to Have Sex With My Best Friend

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Never Have I Ever Ended Up Nak... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Andres Arenas added Never Have I Ever Ended Up Naked and Can’t Remember Why

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Never Have I Ever Eaten Food O... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Eaten Food Off of Someone’s Naked Body

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Never Have I Ever Used Ice Cub... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Rake Brown added Never Have I Ever Used Ice Cubes During Sex

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Never Have I Ever Slept with a... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Slept with a Sibling

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Never Have I Ever Set Myself o... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Set Myself on Fire

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Never Have I Ever Slept with S... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Slept with Someone Within an Hour of Meeting Them

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Never Have I Ever Had a Sex Dr... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Had a Sex Dream About a Family Member

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Never Have I Ever Had Sex in M... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Had Sex in My Parents Bed

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Never Have I Ever Fallen Aslee... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Fallen Asleep While Driving

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Never Have I Ever Said “I Love... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Said “I Love You” Just to Get Laid

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Never have I ever pooped my pa... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
1525368403305 added Never have I ever pooped my pants after age 10

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Never Have I Ever Been Involve... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Been Involved in a Hit and Run

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Never Have I Ever Blacked Out ... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Blacked Out and Broken Up with My Significant Other

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Never Have I Ever Put It in th... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Laur3nc1 added Never Have I Ever Put It in the Wrong Hole

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Never Have I Ever Paid for Sex is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Paid for Sex

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Never Have I Ever Shaved a Wor... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best 'Never Have I Ever' Questions
Never Have I Ever Shaved a Word Into My Body Hair