24 Of The Funniest 'New Girl' One Liners That We Can Quote "All Day Son! All Day!"

Updated May 23, 2022 503 votes 71 voters

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Vote up the New Girl one liners that make you laugh every time.

New Girl is one of the funniest sitcoms out there! Not to mention one of the easiest shows to quote. Thanks to u/Different-Ganache486 Reddit thread on the funniest New Girl one liners we were able to compile a list that had us laughing out loud! Vote up the lines that never fail to make you laugh!

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36 VOTES
"TYPICAL!"
Photo: u/4frog / Reddit
From Redditor freakitikitiki:
TYPICAL.
36 votes
2
55 VOTES
"Winston...What Color Do You Think You Are?"
Photo: u/doggsycycline / Reddit
From Redditor bleepbloop9876:
Winston...what color do you think YOU ARE?!
55 votes
3
45 VOTES
"This Place Is Fancy And I Don't Know What Fork To Kill Myself With"
Photo: @nickmillerquote / Twitter
From Redditor giggles1140:
"This Place Is Fancy And I Don't Know What Fork To Kill Myself With"
45 votes
4
27 VOTES
"Stop Being Mean To Me Or I Swear I'm Gonna Fall In Love With You"
Photo: u/atarahthetana / Reddit
From Redditor giggles1140:
stop being mean to me or i swear to god im gonna fall in love with you
27 votes
5
38 VOTES
"Street Youths!"
Photo: @New_GirlTV / Twitter
From Redditor Malasalduh:
Street youths!
38 votes
6
22 VOTES
“Bathtubs Are Medieval Filth Cauldrons, PASS!”
Photo: Kirsten Joy / Pinterest
From Redditor NoliteTeCarpe:
“Bathtubs are medieval filth cauldrons, PASS!”
22 votes

"TYPICAL!"

"Winston...What Color Do You Think You Are?"

"This Place Is Fancy And I Don't Know What Fork To Kill Myself With"

"Stop Being Mean To Me Or I Swear I'm Gonna Fall In Love With You"

"Street Youths!"

“Bathtubs Are Medieval Filth Cauldrons, PASS!”