We asked, you answered! In case you didn't notice, McDonald unveiled a brand new, slightly creepy, oddly hot (?) version of their famous Hamburglar. And we asked Ranker Facebook fans to help describe him in one word.
Turns out, you guys aren't that into it. You offered everything from the eloquent and unappetizing "Twatwaffle," to sad (and obvious) descriptors like "single." The hipster Hamburlar's celebrity doppelganger even makes an appearance (Justin Timberlake, of course). Many of you also noticed some creepy, molester vibes. Maybe not what McDonald's was going for in their monthly marketing meeting.Do you agree with how Ranker Facebook fans described the new McDonald's mascot? If not, add your own greasy moniker to the list! Then vote up your favorite Hamburglar names, and vote down the ones that don't have you mmmm mmm lovin' it.