junk food How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?  

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We asked, you answered! In case you didn't notice, McDonald unveiled a brand new, slightly creepy, oddly hot (?) version of their famous Hamburglar. And we asked Ranker Facebook fans to help describe him in one word.

Turns out, you guys aren't that into it. You offered everything from the eloquent and unappetizing "Twatwaffle," to sad (and obvious) descriptors like "single." The hipster Hamburlar's celebrity doppelganger even makes an appearance (Justin Timberlake, of course). Many of you also noticed some creepy, molester vibes. Maybe not what McDonald's was going for in their monthly marketing meeting.

Do you agree with how Ranker Facebook fans described the new McDonald's mascot? If not, add your own greasy moniker to the list! Then vote up your favorite Hamburglar names, and vote down the ones that don't have you mmmm mmm lovin' it.

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McDouche is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
McDouche

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Twatwaffle is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Twatwaffle

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McHorsemeat is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
McHorsemeat

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CRACKBURGLER is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
CRACKBURGLER

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McPedo is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
McPedo

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Twatzilla is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Twatzilla

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Wanker is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Wanker

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McCreepy is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
McCreepy

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Vomitriffic is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Vomitriffic

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McSwag is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
McSwag

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McLame is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
McLame

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McAsshat is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
McAsshat

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Turdburgler is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Turdburgler

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Robblerobble is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Robblerobble

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Timberlake is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Timberlake

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Pathetic is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Pathetic

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McBeetlejuice is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
McBeetlejuice

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McDork is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
McDork

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Cheesy is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Cheesy

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Single is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Single

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Hungry is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Hungry

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Mac Whack is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Mac Whack

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Chester is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Chester

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Ridiculous is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Ridiculous

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Poser is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Poser

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Goofy is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Goofy

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Waaack is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Waaack

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Dweeb is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list How Would You Describe McDonald's New Hamburglar?
Dweeb