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Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Movie Quotes

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“Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb” movie quotes bring the “Night at the Museum” film series back for a third and final edition. The comedy film was written by Robert Ben Garant, David Guion, Michael Handelman and Thomas Lennon and directed by Shawn Levy. “Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb” hit theaters on December 19, 2014.

In “Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb,” Smithsonian night guard Larry Daly (Ben Stiller) notices that the figures in the museum are acting strange and learns that something is seriously wrong with The Tablet of Ahkmenrah. Ahkmenrah (Rami Malek) doesn’t know what’s going on, but does have a suggestion.

So, Larry, Ahkmenrah, Theodore Roosevelt (Robin Williams), Jedediah (Owen Wilson), Octavius (Steve Coogan), Nicky Daley (Skyler Gisondo) and monkey Dexter (Crystal the Monkey) all head to London to meet with Merenkahre, Ahkmenrah's father (Ben Kingsley). Upon arriving, they meet a quirky British security guard Tilly (Rebel Wilson) as well as a whole new museum filled with creatures, both friends and foes. They all need to learn how to work together if they’re going to save the Tablet, and themselves, from certain destruction.

“Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb” is just one of several awesome movies in theaters for Christmas 2014 along with ”Annie,” "Penguins of Madagascar," "Dumb and Dumber To," "Interstellar," "The Theory of Everything," and "Big Hero 6." 
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    Why Don't You Take a Picture

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    Jedediah: “Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!”

    When a little boy on a bus spots the miniature talking figures of Jedediah and Octavius, he is fascinated. Jed suggests the boy preserve the memory.
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    Kiss My Staff!

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    Merenkahre: “You are speaking to the Pharaoh. Kiss my staff!”
    Larry Daley: “Oh, uh, is it okay if I don’t? … There’s something wrong with the tablet.”
    Merenkahre: “We shall all be dead by sunrise.”

    In London, Larry and crew meet Merenkahre, Ahkmenrah's father. The news Merenkahre has is not good. Without some intervention, they could all be dead in just hours.
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    They're All Acting Weird

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    Larry Daly: “Teddy and Dexter, they’re all acting weird. I don’t think it was his fault.”
    Dr. McPhee: “Oh, I’m Larry ‘I’ll never blame a monkey’ Daly.”

    Larry tries to explain to Dr. McPhee what is going on in the museum but as usual, McPhee just doesn’t get it. Larry must work harder if he’s going to save them all.
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    Welcome to the British Museum

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    Tilly: “Hello there, welcome to the British Museum. My name’s Tilly.”
    Larry Daley: “Hi, I’m Larry Daly from Natural History in New York.”
    Tilly: “They let you travel?”
    Larry Daly: “Well, this is kind of unusual.”
    Tilly: “Well, they let me travel. You know where?”
    Larry Daly: “No”
    Tilly: “Home, here, home, back here, off to the toot-toot, five minute maximum.”
    Tilly: “That must be wicked being a security guard in America with your gun, with a silencer, with your ninja swords.”
    Larry Daley: “That’s not even a little bit true.”

    Larry has an interesting experience with Tilly, the security guard in London. She has some wacky ideas and is good with over-sharing, two things Larry doesn’t have time for.
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