Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Movie Quotes  

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“Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb” movie quotes bring the “Night at the Museum” film series back for a third and final edition. The comedy film was written by Robert Ben Garant, David Guion, Michael Handelman and Thomas Lennon and directed by Shawn Levy. “Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb” hit theaters on December 19, 2014.

In “Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb,” Smithsonian night guard Larry Daly (Ben Stiller) notices that the figures in the museum are acting strange and learns that something is seriously wrong with The Tablet of Ahkmenrah. Ahkmenrah (Rami Malek) doesn’t know what’s going on, but does have a suggestion.

So, Larry, Ahkmenrah, Theodore Roosevelt (Robin Williams), Jedediah (Owen Wilson), Octavius (Steve Coogan), Nicky Daley (Skyler Gisondo) and monkey Dexter (Crystal the Monkey) all head to London to meet with Merenkahre, Ahkmenrah's father (Ben Kingsley). Upon arriving, they meet a quirky British security guard Tilly (Rebel Wilson) as well as a whole new museum filled with creatures, both friends and foes. They all need to learn how to work together if they’re going to save the Tablet, and themselves, from certain destruction.

“Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb” is just one of several awesome movies in theaters for Christmas 2014 along with ”Annie,” "Penguins of Madagascar," "Dumb and Dumber To," "Interstellar," "The Theory of Everything," and "Big Hero 6." 
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Why Don't You Take a Picture
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Jedediah: “Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!”

When a little boy on a bus spots the miniature talking figures of Jedediah and Octavius, he is fascinated. Jed suggests the boy preserve the memory.
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You Can't Catch Light
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Octavius: “Let the divergence begin! Ha, ha, they’re trying to catch the light.”
Jedediah: “I know but you can’t do it, boys. You can’t catch light.”
Octavius: “I should like to comment. Summon the apparatus! L… O… L…”
Jedediah: “Laugh out loud, yeah, that’s what I did.”

They might be from other times but Octavius and Jedediah have no problem enjoying the humorous cat videos on the Internet. Their method of commenting, however, could use some modern updating.
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Kiss My Staff!
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Merenkahre: “You are speaking to the Pharaoh. Kiss my staff!”
Larry Daley: “Oh, uh, is it okay if I don’t? … There’s something wrong with the tablet.”
Merenkahre: “We shall all be dead by sunrise.”

In London, Larry and crew meet Merenkahre, Ahkmenrah's father. The news Merenkahre has is not good. Without some intervention, they could all be dead in just hours.
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Jedediah: “Where the heck are we?”
Octavius: “Oh, Pompeii”
Jedediah: “This is the last round up… I’m both disgusted and grateful.”
Octavius: “We must never speak of what happened here today.”
Jedediah: “Come on, that wasn't necessary! At least it’s warm.”

When Jedediah and Octavius come upon the erupting volcano in Pompeii, they think they are doomed. Luckily the pesky monkey Dexter is there to pee on, er, save them.
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