Government The Best Quotes About Congress  

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A list of the best congress quotes and sayings, including the names of each speaker or author when available. This list is sorted by popularity, so only the most famous congress quotes are at the top. The authors of these historic congress quotes are displayed next to each quote, so if you see one you like be sure to check out other inspirational congress quotes from that same writer.

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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers

16 5
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain

13 3
There are two enemies to every bill proposed in Congress, the fools who favor it and the lunatics who oppose it.

8 2
If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Congress for our guidance, uncorrected by the seasonal experience and the effectual complaints of the people, America would not long retain her rank among the nations. Henry David Thoreau

10 4
The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. Ambrose Bierce

7 2
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Will Rogers

6 1
The American, if he has a spark of national feeling, will be humiliated by the very prospect of a foreigner's visit to Congress -- these, for the most part, illiterate hacks whose fancy vests are spotted with gravy, and whose speeches, hypocritical, unctuous, and slovenly, are spotted also with the gravy of political patronage, these persons are a reflection on the democratic process rather than of it; they expose it in its process rather than of it; they expose it in its underwear. Mary McCarthy

9 4
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. P. J. O'Rourke

5 1
I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving. Robert E. Lee

5 3
There should be one day when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers

3 1
We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every ten minutes. J. William Fulbright

3 1
Great is the power, great is the authority of a senate that is unanimous in its opinions. Cicero

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The Few assume to be the deputies, but they are often only the despoilers of the Many. Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

2 1
This is a Senate of equals, of men of individual honor and personal character, and of absolute independence. We know no masters, we acknowledge no dictators. This is a hall for mutual consultation and discussion; not an arena for the exhibition of champions. Daniel Webster

1 1
The debates of that great assembly are frequently vague and perplexed, seeming to be dragged rather than to march, to the intended goal. Something of this sort must, I think, always happen in public democratic assemblies. Alexis de Tocqueville

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I have seen in the Halls of Congress more idealism, more humanness, more compassion, more profiles of courage than in any other institution that I have ever known. Hubert Humphrey