President Obama's Best One-Liners

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Whatever you think about President Barack Obama, many can unite over the fact that he is undeniably sharp-witted. This compilation of the best one-liners from the 44th President of the United States is funny, entertaining, and maybe even a little educational. Fans of political humor or Chris Christie's viral YouTube put-downs will definitely love this Obama one liners list, with its comedy and sometimes roast-style humor.

Obama one-liners range from heckling his own hecklers to Obama jokes on the campaign trail. Obama clever lines never run out (that is, until 2017) and his quick sense of humor and sharp sense of timing often upset his opponents during the campaign season. In fact, some of these quips and funny Obama one liners were made during debates with presidential candidates like Governor Mitt Romney and Senator John McCain, both of whom became victims of the Obama sense of humor and high quality jabs.

Upvote the best of Obama's jokes and one-liners - no matter which side of the aisle you're on, these quotes are sure to make you laugh.
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  • "All of you know who I am"
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    250 VOTES

    "All of you know who I am"

    While most politicians would awkwardly fumble if their presidential seal suddenly dropped from the podium, Obama reminded audiences of his sharp wit.
    250 votes
  • "Ya kinda screwed up my ending but that's okay"
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    207 VOTES

    "Ya kinda screwed up my ending but that's okay"

    When Obama got yelled at towards the end of his speech, he politely reprimanded the shouter and got laughs in the process.
    207 votes
  • "I got the sucker"
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    164 VOTES

    "I got the sucker"

    Obama's most badass moment as president might have been swiftly killing a fly in the middle of an interview, in large part thanks to this line.
    164 votes
  • "He thought Happy Hour started earlier"
    Video: YouTube
    139 VOTES

    "He thought Happy Hour started earlier"

    Obama mocked a heckler during a press conference with a solid sense of humor, essentially accusing the man of being drunk.
    139 votes
  • "I know, because I won both of 'em"
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    334 VOTES

    "I know, because I won both of 'em"

    At the 2015 State of the Union, Republicans rudely cheered when Obama said he had no more campaigns left, and this was his response.
    334 votes
  • "Hillary, I'm looking forward to you advising me as well"
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    147 VOTES

    "Hillary, I'm looking forward to you advising me as well"

    In a Democratic primary debate, Obama shut down fellow candidate Hillary Clinton when the moderator asked why Obama had so many Bill Clinton staffers on his own campaign.
    147 votes