The Most Obnoxious Celebrity Baby-Namers

Voting Rules
Only famous parents with at least 2 kids with ridiculous baby names

Oh, celebrities. Is there anything you won't do to get people talking? This is a list of the worst all-around celebrity baby-namers - those famous folks who have given multiple kids annoying baby names. The most egregious repeat offenders - all of the ones naming their collective children things like Zeppelin & Pirate, Diezel & Denim - are listed here. And with celebrities naming their kids dumb words like that, no wonder your neighbors are naming their own children idiotic things like Comfort, Ferret, and Excellent.

Everyone knows about Apple & Moses, and Rumer & Scout, but did you know that Robert Rodriguez has sons named Racer, Rebel, Rocket, and Rogue? How about that Forest Whitaker named his son Ocean and daughters True and Sonnet? He's not even the only celebrity to name a kid Sonnet - or Poet, for that matter. The worst are when the names all have some sort of theme, like flowers (Jamie Oliver) or your own name (George Foreman). Or maybe the worst is when the sounds are just nonsense words (Marcia Gay Harden).

As you contemplate these names / the future of civilization / naming your own kids things like Cumulus, Dainty, and Upholster, don't forget to vote on each item. Upvote up the ones that make you think, "Oh man, you are awful," and vote down any about whom you're just like, "Meh, those names are not so bad." And don't add any people with just one kid. We'll cross the Katie Holmes bridges when we get to it. 

  • Chicago West (f., 2018)
    Saint West (m., 2015)
    North West (f., 2013)
    Psalm West (m., 2019)

    1,737 votes
  • Shannyn Sossamon
    Photo: MIFF Awards / Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY-SA 3.0
    1,804 VOTES
    Audio Science Clayton (m., 2003)
    Mortimer Sossamon (m., 2012)
    1,804 votes
  • 3
    68 VOTES

    Moroccan Cannon (m., April 30, 2011) - with Mariah Carey
    Monroe Cannon (f., April 30, 2011) - with Mariah Carey
    Golden Sagon Cannon (m., Feb. 21, 2017) - with Brittany Bell
    Powerful Queen Cannon (f., Dec. 25, 2020) - with Brittany Bell
    Zion Mixolydian Cannon (m., June 14, 2021) - with Abby de la Rosa
    Zillion Heir Cannon (m., June 14, 2021) - with Abby de la Rosa
    Zen Cannon (m., July 4, 2021) - with Alyssa Scott
    Legendary Love Cannon (m., July 25, 2022) - with Bre Tiesi
    Onyx Ice Cole Cannon (m., Sept. 14, 2022) - with LaNisha Cole
    Rise Messiah Cannon, (m., Sept. 30, 2022) - with Brittany Bell
    Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon (f., Nov. 11, 2022) - with Abby de la Rosa
    Halo Marie Cannon (f., Dec. 14, 2022) - with Alyssa Scott

    68 votes
  • 4
    2,087 VOTES

    Bob Geldof

    Fifi Trixibelle Geldof (f., 1983)
    Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof (f., 1989)
    Little Pixie Frou Frou Geldof (f., 1990)
    2,087 votes
  • 5
    318 VOTES

    Chosen Sebastian (m., 2015)
    Sovereign-Dior Cambella (f., 2017)
    Camidas Swain (m., 2018)
    Cashmere Saint (m., 2019)

    318 votes
  • 6
    1,650 VOTES
    Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette (f., 2005)
    Zolten Penn Jillette (m., 2006)
    1,650 votes