Upvote the people whose distractions are a distraction.
It's okay to admit it: you obsess over your phone, and you're not alone. Chances are you're reading this on your phone right now, and that's fine too. Technology allows people to phone a friend, send an email, and order lunch using a personal screen tucked in your pocket. With Wifi hotspots continuing to grow in size and notoriety, only expect to see more of your fellow species clutching their smartphones closer.
As you will see, many, many people are stuck to their phone, just like you. Now that this is settled, get back to wasting your time and thinking about all the useful things it can do like a good human drone.
