TV 18 Simpsons Jokes That Wouldn't Fly Today  

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It is and isn't hard to believe the first episode of The Simpsons aired on December 17, 1989. While it's flabbergasting to think the show has been on the air for more than a quarter of a century, The Simpsons is such an American institution it feels timeless. In returning to old episodes, you might find some jokes that make you grimace - there are plenty of offensive jokes on the Simpsons the show couldn't get away with in 2016. 

So what's this all about? Are there racist jokes on The Simpsons? That's probably in the eye of the beholder - where do you draw the line between racist jokes and jokes about race? There are certainly jokes you couldn't get away with today, and what many would consider outdated Simpsons jokes. There are also blatant sexual references, political jabs, and a blurring of the lines between adult and children's content that wouldn't fly in an increasingly divided programming system. Read on to see the Simpsons jokes that wouldn't work today. 

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Homer Gets Raped By a Panda

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Episode:"Homer vs Dignity" (Season 12, Episode 5. November 26, 2000)

The Joke: Homer dresses up as a panda at the Springfield Zoo and a real panda rapes him. 

Why It Wouldn't Fly: Um...rape. And bestiality. 

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Rabbits Fake Orgasms Too, Kids

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Episode: "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" (Season 3, Episode 23. May 7, 1992)

The Joke: Ms. Krabappel shows Bart's class a sex education video entitled Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What, which tells the story of a pair of rabbits who comes of age, fall in love, get married, have sex, and pump out of ton of kids. During the video's sex scene, Ms. Krabappel, completely blasé and smoking a cigarette, intones, "She's faking it." 

Why It Wouldn't Fly: Because children on TV are either overly sexualized or totally sanitized, and there definitely isn't any crossover between adult and adolescent sexuality. 

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The Show Takes a Dump on Brazil

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Episode: "Blame It on Lisa" (Season 13, Episode 5. March 31, 2002)

The Joke: The Simpson family goes to Brazil to search for soccer legend Ronaldo. The show portrays Brazil as a crime-ridden hell hole, rife with kidnappings, mugging, fiendish bisexual predators, rampaging monkeys, rat infestations, and grotesque slums.

In response the the episode, the Rio de Janeiro tourism board nearly sued Fox for damaging the city's image. 

Why It Wouldn't Fly: First off, the bisexual stuff is kinda...not PC. It's also hard to get away with taking a giant dump on another country in 2016. Yet, at the same time, thanks to the Olympics, we know that a lot of what goes on the episode isn't far from the truth

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Bart Wants to Eat Out

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Episode: "Love Is a Many Splintered Thing" (Season 24, Episode 12. February 10, 2013)

The Joke: Bart pleads his romantic interest Mary Spuckler (voiced by Zooey Deschanel) to be with him, saying “I'll be more attentive to your needs on the seesaw. I'll stay down there as long as you want.”  

Why It Wouldn't Fly: Because 10 year olds going down on one another. 

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