An "OK Boomer" Digital Assistant Would Be Awful And Here's The Proof

As long as there are still boomers around to mock, there will be OK Boomer memes. The latest Boomer-poking pile-on happened on Reddit when people imagined what an OK Boomer-fied digital assistant would be like. Siri has nothing to worry about. 

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  • 1
    45 VOTES

    Interrupting Boomer

    From Redditor /u/tarahdactyl_x

    “OK Boo—“

    “By your age I had a house, car, and 50k in savings. You need to stop asking for handouts”

    45 votes
  • 2
    69 VOTES

    Ask To Speak With A Manager

    From Redditor /u/Wyvrex

    "Ok boomer, Engineering job listings in my area."

    "Job listings? You are just playing around on the internet. Figure out where you want to work and go down there. Ask to speak with a manager. Shake his hand, look him in the eye and ask for a job!"

    Edit: This post brought to you by painful memories of job hunting during the 2008 recession. My dad was getting on my case every day about "playing on the computer" when I was checking job sites and going through their infuriating sites that make me upload my resume, then fill in fields that are on my resume three different times. 

    69 votes
  • 3
    48 VOTES

    Tuition Fees

    From Redditor /u/riiptemp

    “Ok boomer, how can I pay for college?”

    “Write a check like I did!”

    48 votes
  • 4
    40 VOTES

    Power Of Positive Boomering

    From Redditor /u/howiejriii

    OK Boomer look up therapists near me

    Have you tried thinking positive thoughts?

    40 votes
  • 5
    51 VOTES

    Too Much Information

    From Redditor /u/mpizzle3

    "Ok Boomer, where is the nearest gas station?"

    "Okay so you're going to want to drive past that building that used to be the old dentist office. Take a right at the large yellow house. Keep going until you see that sign for the restaurant we went to last year and then take a left. If you've reached the place where Tim Hortons used to be, then you've gone too far."

    51 votes
  • 6
    42 VOTES

    Plan A

    From Redditor /u/ninaruminatti

    "OK Boomer, what's the most effective birth control pill?"

    "The most effective birth control pill is an aspirin between your knees."

    42 votes