In a matter of ten years, Olivia Munn has gone from every nerd's wet dream to a major blockbuster Hollywood sex symbol. Munn got her start in comedy, co-hosting G4's Attack of the Show. She followed up that stint with a brief gig as a correspondent for The Daily Show. In 2016, Munn made headlines starring in X-Men: Apocalypse, after stints on the radically different New Girl and The Newsroom.
Whether in jest or sincerity, Munn is open to talking about her sex symbol status. She knows she's "guy hot," and she's always up for teasing her male fans with her NSFW anecdotes. The comedy in Munn's tone when she discusses her sex life is apparent, as is her confidence, which is enthralling. The Hollywood up-and-comer enjoys talking dirty, but refuses to be talked down to (just ask Brett Ratner).So get your tissues out, brosefs, because it's time for some deliciously TMI facts about Olivia Munn's sex life, straight from the...well, from Munn's mouth.
Guys Break Up with Her Because She Wants Sex Too Often
Asked how she could possibly still be single, Munn joked that it probably has something to do with her high sex drive.
"I’d probably say people have broken up with me because they’re like, ‘Oh, you just want to have sex too much’” Munn said. “That’s what I want to go on the record. ‘Sometimes you’re too awesome and you want sex too much and you cook all the time.’"So basically Munn's exes broke up with her for the two worst reasons ever - she wants sex constantly and she cooks all the time. Sounds awful. Apparently Aaron Rodgers likes to eat bang like a Super Bowl MVP.Did this surprise you?
She Has Sex as Often as She Can
Munn and Rodgers may be celibate before a big game, but when the Friday night lights shut off after Monday Night Football, all bets are off. When asked what their sex life is like after a game, Munn admitted they like to let loose. “It depends on how late the game is … I try to have sex as much as I can," she shared.Did this surprise you?
She Likes Sex with the Lights On
In a bit of an overshare, Munn talked about all the things that make sex just right. She's not afraid to bare it all, even with the lights on. “I prefer lights on because I feel like I like to see what’s happening," she said. "Penises are like snowflakes. Everyone is different so you want to really know what’s happening.” It rains men, it snows penises. Weather is crazy.Did this surprise you?
Brett Ratner Jacked Off in Front of Her While Eating Shrimp
In an excerpt from her memoir, Munn shared a particularly graphic incident between her and director Brett Ratner. In the vulgar passage, Munn recalls a time when she wound up in Ratner's trailer. She writes that Brett was chowing on shrimp cocktail like a slob while polishing his rapier in front of the actress. Lascivious!
The passage reads: "And this is where things crossed over from merely disturbing to downright horrific–that was the exact moment I noticed what was either a tiny gnarled doggie toy or this adult man’s penis being stroked by his own stubby hand. […] He was masturbating. Right there. With shrimp in one hand. And me standing in front of him. Masturbating. Mastur-bating. I’m not even kidding."This will be on the test, so let's review:
(A) Ratner's penis looks like a chewed up dog toy.
(B) Ratner has stubby hands.
(C) Ratner was ripping the tail off the lizard with one hand while eating shrimp with the other.Did this surprise you?