Humor Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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List Rules Vote for the stuff that would make AWESOME Olympic events

As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we would really want to see on broadcast TV... as part of the Olympics, anyway. These are the dream competitions; the events Joe Anybody could set a world record in. The events with potential to thrust (or hoist) an overweight man from the middle of Saskatchewan onto the Olympic victors' stand, where he can be decorated in a way befitting of someone who just told that kid on a fixie to get a haircut (and a life).

What event would you add to the Olympics? Would you be a medalist in changing diapers without throwing up? How about a champion in swearing? There are so many things the world should give medals for but doesn't, and this is a chance to right that wrong. On the Internet. With some people you've never met before who may have an unnatural ability to watch TV for 72 straight hours. Seriously: this is the only marathon many people in America could ever even dream of winning.  

Winter, Summer, indoor, outdoor; if you think there's an event you could OWN (if only it were in the Olympics), make sure to add it to this list of events that should totally be in the Olympics. 

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Beer Pong is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Beer Pong

The Worst Celebrity First Pitches of All Time 40 Guys Almost Making Totally Sweet Jumps

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Roller Hockey is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Roller Hockey

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Using Grammar Correctly is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Using Grammar Correctly

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Motorcycle Jousting is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Tucker DeSaulnier added Motorcycle Jousting

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Dog Paddling (the Swimming Str... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
BrianaLynDelaney added Dog Paddling (the Swimming Stroke)

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Eating Really Spicy Buffalo Wi... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Eating Really Spicy Buffalo Wings

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Drinking is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Drinking

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Cooking While High is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Cooking While High

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Haggling with Customer Service is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Amy Boal added Haggling with Customer Service

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Eating Donut Holes is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Eating Donut Holes

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Binge Watching Netflix is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Binge Watching Netflix

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Wrapping Presents is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Wrapping Presents

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Yelling at Cars in Traffic is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Yelling at Cars in Traffic

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Going Through Airport Security is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Going Through Airport Security

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Arguing is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Arguing

The Absolute Craziest Lengths Women Have Gone In Order To Fake A Pregnancy The Best Sports Movies

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Offending Gordan Ramsay is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Offending Gordan Ramsay

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Trolling People Online is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Trolling People Online

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Making Up Job Titles So You So... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Making Up Job Titles So You Sound More Important Than You Really Are

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Pretending to Be Listening is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Pretending to Be Listening

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Resting Bitch Face is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Resting Bitch Face

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Taking Buzzfeed Personality Qu... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Amy Boal added Taking Buzzfeed Personality Quizzes

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Playing with Cats is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Amy Boal added Playing with Cats

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Eating Burritos In A Bed with ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Eating Burritos In A Bed with White Sheets

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Following the Plot of "Gam... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Following the Plot of "Game of Thrones"

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Kadima is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
EHarrell added Kadima

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Naming Pets is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Naming Pets

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Painting Your Own Nails is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Painting Your Own Nails

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Throwing Shade is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Throwing Shade