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Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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List Rules Vote for the stuff that would make AWESOME Olympic events

As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we would really want to see on broadcast TV... as part of the Olympics, anyway. These are the dream competitions; the events Joe Anybody could set a world record in. The events with potential to thrust (or hoist) an overweight man from the middle of Saskatchewan onto the Olympic victors' stand, where he can be decorated in a way befitting of someone who just told that kid on a fixie to get a haircut (and a life).

What event would you add to the Olympics? Would you be a medalist in changing diapers without throwing up? How about a champion in swearing? There are so many things the world should give medals for but doesn't, and this is a chance to right that wrong. On the Internet. With some people you've never met before who may have an unnatural ability to watch TV for 72 straight hours. Seriously: this is the only marathon many people in America could ever even dream of winning.  

Winter, Summer, indoor, outdoor; if you think there's an event you could OWN (if only it were in the Olympics), make sure to add it to this list of events that should totally be in the Olympics. 
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Beer Pong is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Beer Pong
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Pole Dancing is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
skyeblueeyes added Pole Dancing
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Motorcycle Jousting is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Tucker DeSaulnier added Motorcycle Jousting
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Roller Hockey is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Roller Hockey
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Using Grammar Correctly is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Using Grammar Correctly
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Eating Really Spicy Buffalo Wi... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Eating Really Spicy Buffalo Wings
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Drinking is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Drinking
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Dog Paddling (the Swimming Str... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
BrianaLynDelaney added Dog Paddling (the Swimming Stroke)
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Cooking While High is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Cooking While High
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Offending Gordan Ramsay is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Offending Gordan Ramsay
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Haggling with Customer Service is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Amy Boal added Haggling with Customer Service
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Wrapping Presents is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Wrapping Presents
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Binge Watching Netflix is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Binge Watching Netflix
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Eating Donut Holes is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Eating Donut Holes
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Yelling at Cars in Traffic is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Yelling at Cars in Traffic
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Going Through Airport Security is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Going Through Airport Security
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Trolling People Online is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Trolling People Online
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Arguing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Arguing
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Making Up Job Titles So You So... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Making Up Job Titles So You Sound More Important Than You Really Are
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Telling the Best Lie Ever is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
skyeblueeyes added Telling the Best Lie Ever
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Resting Bitch Face is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Resting Bitch Face
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Pretending to Be Listening is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Pretending to Be Listening
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Playing with Cats is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Amy Boal added Playing with Cats
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Kadima is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
EHarrell added Kadima
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Naming Pets is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Naming Pets