Funny Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics  

Danielle Dauenhauer
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List Rules Vote for the stuff that would make AWESOME Olympic events

As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we would really want to see on broadcast TV... as part of the Olympics, anyway. These are the dream competitions; the events Joe Anybody could set a world record in. The events with potential to thrust (or hoist) an overweight man from the middle of Saskatchewan onto the Olympic victors' stand, where he can be decorated in a way befitting of someone who just told that kid on a fixie to get a haircut (and a life).

What event would you add to the Olympics? Would you be a medalist in changing diapers without throwing up? How about a champion in swearing? There are so many things the world should give medals for but doesn't, and this is a chance to right that wrong. On the Internet. With some people you've never met before who may have an unnatural ability to watch TV for 72 straight hours. Seriously: this is the only marathon many people in America could ever even dream of winning.  

Winter, Summer, indoor, outdoor; if you think there's an event you could OWN (if only it were in the Olympics), make sure to add it to this list of events that should totally be in the Olympics. 
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Beer Pong is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Beer Pong

2
85 78
Motorcycle Jousting is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Tucker DeSaulnier added Motorcycle Jousting

3
67 64
Roller Hockey is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Roller Hockey

4
99 144
Using Grammar Correctly is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Using Grammar Correctly

5
17 12
Pole Dancing is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
skyeblueeyes added Pole Dancing

6
85 131
Eating Really Spicy Buffalo Wi... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Eating Really Spicy Buffalo Wings

7
70 108
Dog Paddling (the Swimming Str... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
BrianaLynDelaney added Dog Paddling (the Swimming Stroke)

8
93 149
Drinking is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Drinking

9
83 136
Cooking While High is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Cooking While High

10
60 118
Wrapping Presents is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Wrapping Presents

11
67 133
Binge Watching Netflix is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Binge Watching Netflix

12
56 111
Offending Gordan Ramsay is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Offending Gordan Ramsay

13
65 130
Haggling with Customer Service is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Amy Boal added Haggling with Customer Service

14
62 127
Eating Donut Holes is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Eating Donut Holes

15
60 128
Going Through Airport Security is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Going Through Airport Security

16
57 124
Yelling at Cars in Traffic is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Yelling at Cars in Traffic

17
57 127
Trolling People Online is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Trolling People Online

18
54 123
Arguing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Arguing

19
45 108
Making Up Job Titles So You So... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Making Up Job Titles So You Sound More Important Than You Really Are

20
3 16
Telling the Best Lie Ever is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
skyeblueeyes added Telling the Best Lie Ever

21
39 114
Resting Bitch Face is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Resting Bitch Face

22
38 115
Pretending to Be Listening is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Pretending to Be Listening

23
34 109
Playing with Cats is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Amy Boal added Playing with Cats

24
14 57
Kadima is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
EHarrell added Kadima

25
29 104
Naming Pets is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Naming Pets

26
24 101
Painting Your Own Nails is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Painting Your Own Nails

27
26 109
Following the Plot of "Gam... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Following the Plot of "Game of Thrones"

28
25 106
Eating Burritos In A Bed with ... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Eating Burritos In A Bed with White Sheets

29
22 109
Throwing Shade is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics
Throwing Shade