This Twitter Account Posts Out Of Context Quotes From Fanfiction That Are Hilarious And Disturbing

Updated May 18, 2018 387 votes 65 voters

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Fanfiction gives fans the opportunity to correct plot points and fill in unexplored blanks from their favorite pop culture subjects. Followers who seek out the best quotes from Fanfiction_txt on Twitter want something else out of fanfiction. The Twitter account posts excerpts from fanfiction stories, author notes, and reader comments to create a bizarro world where famous lines paint a very different picture of classic movies and video games.

These tweets aren't misquoted movie lines. They're just snapshots into the really, really weird stuff that the world of fanfiction has to offer without trawling through any actual story. The funniest Fanfiction_txt tweets would be ripe for the famous people reading tweets treatment, though any of those would come with an NSFW warning.

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It's Hard Out There For A Pokemon Trainer

So Ash pull out his gun, and done shot Brock dead.
— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) February 2, 2018

23 votes
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Fact Checking Is The Key To Fan Fiction

Hold up one sec:
First off, Carly's name is not "iCarly",
— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) November 8, 2017

9 votes
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'Ghost In The Shell' Goes Meta

"Do not be fooled by her appearance," Bannon said. "Her shell might be that of Scarlett Johansson, but her brain, her soul, her… 'Ghost', if you will, is that of a little Japanese girl."

Garrison continued to stare at Major. "Okay, that's fucking stupid.
— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) January 4, 2018

20 votes
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Sonic The Hedgehog Made His Way To The White House

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) April 30, 2013

30 votes
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23 VOTES
This Needs A Training Montage

Garfield had trained his doughy body for the past six years into becoming a toned killing machine with Larry the Cable Guy's help.
— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) November 2, 2017

23 votes
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As Far As Street Fighter Backstories Go, It's A Unique One

Chun-li hated Bison because her father had become a brony thanks to him.
— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) November 22, 2013

15 votes

It's Hard Out There For A Pokemon Trainer

Fact Checking Is The Key To Fan Fiction

'Ghost In The Shell' Goes Meta

Sonic The Hedgehog Made His Way To The White House

This Needs A Training Montage

As Far As Street Fighter Backstories Go, It's A Unique One