Raising Little PeopleLists for all parents trying their hardest to raise happy, emotionally healthy, successful children—or, at least, to keep the kids alive while maintaining some modicum of sanity.
I duck my head down while driving into underground parking garages to make my car fit, in case you wondered what kind of superior intellect I’ve passed down to my kids.
accidentally emailed my kid's kindergarten enrollment form to UC Berkeley admissions instead of Berkeley Unified School District. we'll see what happens. maybe he'll get in
I caught my child trying to use google translate for her French homework.
Me: "Let me tell you, we didn't have this kind of stuff to cheat on our homework when we were kids."
My 10 year old: "Yeah, but that's because technology didn't exist then."
Me: " ........get out."