21 Of The Greatest Wholesome Yet Hilarious Tweets From Parent Twitter This Month

My 3-year-old daughter just declared with her whole chest "hell yeah I'm the mother fing princess!"

In related news, @BeausWife2 has declared with her whole chest that I can't let her listen to Avril Lavigne anymore.

— Beau of The Fifth Column (@BeauTFC) April 27, 2022

My son is two and a half. I asked him if his mother is from #China and his father is from #Canada, where is he from? After a short pause, he declared he is from #Costco.

— Jeff Rybak🍁 (@JeffRybak) April 23, 2022

Out of absolutely nowhere this morning my son looked at me and said “Dad I don’t want to hit you in the face”

As if he was a hired assassin and has decided to graciously spare me my life. I didn’t even know this was being contemplated as an option. Mental checkmate by him.

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) April 24, 2022

the best thing i've done as a parent is create a gmail account with my son's full name so he doesn't have to choose a weird email address in 10 years when they're all taken. once in a while i send pics and funny things he says to find the first time he logs in :)

— bada bing / bada boom (@jazz_inmypants) April 12, 2022

my kids are gonna be so spoiled but like weird-spoiled. like no you cannot have a flat screen tv for your room but i will pull you out of school on the first nice day of spring so we can all put on fairy makeup and have a tea party in the backyard

— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) April 23, 2022

i asked my 4 year old if she had fun at her birthday party and she was like “no. I like alone time.” same girl

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 23, 2022