21 Of The Greatest Wholesome Yet Hilarious Tweets From Parent Twitter This Month
Vote up your favorite tweets from exhausted moms and dads just trying to do.their best.
Vote up your favorite tweets from parents this past month! Vote up your favorite tweets from mom and dads who could probably use a nap right about now…
- 144 VOTES
My 3-year-old daughter just declared with her whole chest "hell yeah I'm the mother fing princess!"— Beau of The Fifth Column (@BeauTFC) April 27, 2022
In related news, @BeausWife2 has declared with her whole chest that I can't let her listen to Avril Lavigne anymore.
- 237 VOTES
Where Babies Come From
My son is two and a half. I asked him if his mother is from #China and his father is from #Canada, where is he from? After a short pause, he declared he is from #Costco.— Jeff Rybak🍁 (@JeffRybak) April 23, 2022
- 337 VOTES
Out of absolutely nowhere this morning my son looked at me and said “Dad I don’t want to hit you in the face”— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) April 24, 2022
As if he was a hired assassin and has decided to graciously spare me my life. I didn’t even know this was being contemplated as an option. Mental checkmate by him.
- 437 VOTES
A Good Parenting Move
the best thing i've done as a parent is create a gmail account with my son's full name so he doesn't have to choose a weird email address in 10 years when they're all taken. once in a while i send pics and funny things he says to find the first time he logs in :)— bada bing / bada boom (@jazz_inmypants) April 12, 2022
- 537 VOTES
Spoiled In A Good Way
my kids are gonna be so spoiled but like weird-spoiled. like no you cannot have a flat screen tv for your room but i will pull you out of school on the first nice day of spring so we can all put on fairy makeup and have a tea party in the backyard— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) April 23, 2022
- 653 VOTES
i asked my 4 year old if she had fun at her birthday party and she was like “no. I like alone time.” same girl— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 23, 2022