30 Of The Best Tweets From Parents This Past Week
This week's collection of parent tweets! Vote up your favorites!
- 181 VOTES
'Ladies And Gentlemen...'Photo: @SystemofaDani / Twitter
- 2199 VOTES
I made my son’s classroom spooky baskets since there’s only 6 students in total. I added some sensory toys inside and some treats and y’all… one of the little boys said,” thank you” and the mom cried bc he’s nonverbal and those were his first words EVER…— Diana (@diannamataa) October 28, 2021
- 344 VOTES
Wow read a really disturbing report that Snickers and Milky Way are especially likely to be poisoned. Going through my kids baskets now to extract and consume all of the potentially dangerous items. This is what fatherly love is all about.— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) November 1, 2021
- 435 VOTES
My daughter asks: “Why does a mummy mean a monster wrapped in bandages and also someone’s parents?”— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) October 30, 2021
I don’t know the answer! Does anyone?
- 587 VOTES
'Why Did You Eat Me?'
Me: Yes, you were in my belly.— Renée Agatep (@GoingByRenee) November 3, 2021
*tears in her eyes*
...why did you eat me?
- 699 VOTES
My son’s staring off into space with this sort of vacant look in his eyes, so I ask, “What are you thinking about?”— Jewel Staite (@JewelStaite) November 3, 2021
He says, “Just that I love you so much.”
Me: “Yeah right.”
Him: “Okay fine, video games.”