25 Of The Funniest Tweets From 2022 From Parents Who Deserve A Gold Star For Trying Their Very Best
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Parent Twitter is full of hilarious tweets - but some go above and beyond. Here are some of the best ones from 2022 we could find. Vote up your favorites below!
- 1107 VOTES
Close, But No Guitar
My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion.
— Brianne M. Kohl (@BrianneKohl) March 18, 2022
ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette. - 2110 VOTES
He Wanted A Hot Lunch
Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can’t stop laughing.
— Elisa Stone Leahy (@ElisaStoneLeahy) April 13, 2022 - 382 VOTES
Kids Are Just Creepy Roommates You Have For 18 Years... Or More
Little kids are creepy. My 5-year-old likes to draw faces on eggs before she cracks them. As she cracks them she likes to say "goodbye my babies." This person lives in my house.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) June 30, 2022 - 4110 VOTES
Job Opportunities
Pilot (to my 5-year-old daughter a few days ago): Do you know you could be a flight attendant when you grow up?
— Rebecca Papin (@RebeccaPapin) April 13, 2022
5: I could also own the plane. - 585 VOTES
'That Was One Time'
I used the old “I gave birth to you” on my daughter, she said “That was one time”.
— uncle mom (@mayamanion) July 11, 2022 - 6111 VOTES
Power Play
A kid in my son’s preschool bragged about reading Marvel Comics but he also pushed my son off the top of the slide, so I told my son to tell him that if that happens again, I’m going to kill Iron Man in the next issue and have him say as he’s dying “This is because of Ryan”
— Christopher Cantwell (@ifyoucantwell) June 8, 2022