NBC Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. You might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

list ordered by

1
74 29
Scrotation Marks

2
68 26
Just The Tip

3
61 23
Scarecrow Boat

4
68 29
Fiveskin

5
70 32
Department Of Homeland Obscurity

6
60 25
Teddy Bear Suicide

7
67 31
God Hates Figs

8
50 23
Punch Face Champion

9
53 26
Everything Rhymes With Orange

10
39 23
Jet Black Pope

11
36 22
Tackle Shaft

12
40 26
Ninja Dick

13
34 24
Threeskin

14
34 24
Andy And The D-Bags

15
39 29
Muscle Confusion

16
34 25
Malice In Chains

17
34 25
Two Doors Down

18
30 22
Puppy Pendulum

19
33 25
Penis Pendulum

20
29 22
Handrail Suicide

21
34 27
The Andy Dwyer Experience

22
34 28
The Andy Andy Andys

23
37 31
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange

24
25 20
Radwagon

25
32 28
Nothing Rhymes With Orange