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Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked 

Mick Jacobs
Updated April 12, 2019 4.4k votes 516 voters 19.6k views 33 items

List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. It's one of the best running jokes on Parks and Rec and you might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

list ordered by
1
Scrotation Marks
2
Department Of Homeland Obscurity
3
Just The Tip
4
Teddy Bear Suicide
5
God Hates Figs
6
Scarecrow Boat
7
Fiveskin
8
Everything Rhymes With Orange
9
Jet Black Pope
10
Ninja Dick
11
Punch Face Champion
12
Muscle Confusion
13
Threeskin
14
Tackle Shaft
15
Handrail Suicide
16
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange
17
Rat Mouse
18
Penis Pendulum
19
Andy And The D-Bags
20
Nothing Rhymes With Orange
21
Two Doors Down
22
The Andy Andy Andys
23
Puppy Pendulum
24
Razor Dick
25
Malice In Chains