NBC Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. You might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

list ordered by

1
46 17
Scrotation Marks

2
42 14
Just The Tip

3
43 17
Fiveskin

4
43 18
Department Of Homeland Obscurity

5
39 16
Teddy Bear Suicide

6
32 16
Everything Rhymes With Orange

7
32 19
Scarecrow Boat

8
36 23
God Hates Figs

9
29 17
Punch Face Champion

10
25 16
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange

11
19 11
Tackle Shaft

12
26 18
Muscle Confusion

13
24 17
Ninja Dick

14
20 13
Andy And The D-Bags

15
17 12
Puppy Pendulum

16
21 17
The Andy Dwyer Experience

17
19 15
Malice In Chains

18
18 14
Penis Pendulum

19
18 15
Two Doors Down

20
21 19
Rat Mouse

21
15 15
Threeskin

22
14 15
Handrail Suicide

23
19 21
The Andy Andy Andys

24
18 20
Nothing Rhymes With Orange

25
15 17
Jet Black Pope

26
12 16
Death Of A Scam Artist

27
12 16
Razor Dick

28
10 15
Radwagon

29
14 22
Crackfinger

30
11 19
Fourskin

31
8 17
Angel Snack

32
8 18
Flames For Flames

33
7 17
Possum Pendulum