NBC Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. You might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

list ordered by

1
47 17
Scrotation Marks

2
43 14
Just The Tip

3
44 17
Fiveskin

4
45 18
Department Of Homeland Obscurity

5
40 16
Teddy Bear Suicide

6
33 17
Everything Rhymes With Orange

7
39 23
God Hates Figs

8
30 18
Punch Face Champion

9
33 21
Scarecrow Boat

10
22 13
Andy And The D-Bags

11
26 17
Ninja Dick

12
20 12
Tackle Shaft

13
27 19
Muscle Confusion

14
25 18
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange

15
22 17
The Andy Dwyer Experience

16
20 15
Malice In Chains

17
19 14
Penis Pendulum

18
19 15
Two Doors Down

19
17 13
Puppy Pendulum

20
22 19
Rat Mouse

21
16 15
Threeskin

22
17 17
Jet Black Pope

23
15 15
Handrail Suicide

24
20 21
The Andy Andy Andys

25
14 16
Razor Dick

26
18 21
Nothing Rhymes With Orange

27
13 16
Death Of A Scam Artist

28
12 15
Radwagon

29
15 22
Crackfinger

30
12 19
Fourskin

31
9 17
Angel Snack

32
9 18
Flames For Flames

33
8 17
Possum Pendulum