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Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked

Updated April 12, 2019 5.5k votes 563 voters 21.2k views33 items

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When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. It's one of the best running jokes on Parks and Rec and you might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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    210
    80

    Scrotation Marks

  • 2
    204
    78

    Department Of Homeland Obscurity

  • 3
    173
    65

    Teddy Bear Suicide

  • 4
    179
    70

    Just The Tip

  • 5
    162
    62

    Scarecrow Boat

  • 6
    166
    67

    Fiveskin

  • 7
    181
    79

    God Hates Figs

  • 8
    134
    64

    Everything Rhymes With Orange

  • 9
    113
    55

    Threeskin

  • 10
    114
    56

    Muscle Confusion

  • 11
    122
    65

    Ninja Dick

  • 12
    119
    63

    Jet Black Pope

  • 13
    112
    58

    Punch Face Champion

  • 14
    102
    57

    Rat Mouse

  • 15
    95
    51

    Handrail Suicide

  • 16
    101
    58

    Tackle Shaft

  • 17
    101
    61

    Nothing Rhymes With Blorange

  • 18
    90
    54

    Penis Pendulum

  • 19
    93
    57

    Andy And The D-Bags

  • 20
    87
    53

    Nothing Rhymes With Orange

  • 21
    85
    58

    Two Doors Down

  • 22
    70
    49

    Razor Dick

  • 23
    73
    53

    Puppy Pendulum

  • 24
    62
    46

    Possum Pendulum

  • 25
    76
    65

    Malice In Chains