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Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked

List RulesVote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. It's one of the best running jokes on Parks and Rec and you might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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    194
    73

    Department Of Homeland Obscurity

  • 2
    195
    75

    Scrotation Marks

  • 3
    176
    67

    Just The Tip

  • 4
    164
    62

    Teddy Bear Suicide

  • 5
    175
    74

    God Hates Figs

  • 6
    152
    60

    Scarecrow Boat

  • 7
    158
    64

    Fiveskin

  • 8
    132
    59

    Everything Rhymes With Orange

  • 9
    112
    52

    Threeskin

  • 10
    109
    52

    Muscle Confusion

  • 11
    113
    58

    Jet Black Pope

  • 12
    106
    54

    Punch Face Champion

  • 13
    114
    65

    Ninja Dick

  • 14
    98
    55

    Tackle Shaft

  • 15
    97
    56

    Nothing Rhymes With Blorange

  • 16
    95
    55

    Rat Mouse

  • 17
    88
    48

    Handrail Suicide

  • 18
    86
    48

    Nothing Rhymes With Orange

  • 19
    89
    52

    Andy And The D-Bags

  • 20
    86
    52

    Penis Pendulum

  • 21
    81
    53

    Two Doors Down

  • 22
    72
    48

    Puppy Pendulum

  • 23
    66
    49

    Razor Dick

  • 24
    60
    44

    Possum Pendulum

  • 25
    73
    60

    Malice In Chains