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Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. It's one of the best running jokes on Parks and Rec and you might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

list ordered by
1
Teddy Bear Suicide
2
Just The Tip
3
Scrotation Marks
4
Department Of Homeland Obscurity
5
God Hates Figs
6
Scarecrow Boat
7
Fiveskin
8
Jet Black Pope
9
Everything Rhymes With Orange
10
Ninja Dick
11
Punch Face Champion
12
Tackle Shaft
13
Threeskin
14
Muscle Confusion
15
Handrail Suicide
16
Penis Pendulum
17
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange
18
Andy And The D-Bags
19
The Andy Andy Andys
20
Nothing Rhymes With Orange
21
Puppy Pendulum
22
The Andy Dwyer Experience
23
Rat Mouse
24
Malice In Chains
25
Razor Dick