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Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. It's one of the best running jokes on Parks and Rec and you might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

list ordered by
1
Department Of Homeland Obscurity
2
Scrotation Marks
3
Teddy Bear Suicide
4
Just The Tip
5
God Hates Figs
6
Scarecrow Boat
7
Fiveskin
8
Jet Black Pope
9
Everything Rhymes With Orange
10
Tackle Shaft
11
Ninja Dick
12
Punch Face Champion
13
Muscle Confusion
14
Handrail Suicide
15
Threeskin
16
Andy And The D-Bags
17
Penis Pendulum
18
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange
19
Two Doors Down
20
Puppy Pendulum
21
Malice In Chains
22
Death Of A Scam Artist
23
The Andy Dwyer Experience
24
Nothing Rhymes With Orange
25
The Andy Andy Andys