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Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked

Updated April 12, 2019 5.2k votes 579 voters 21.8k views33 items

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When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. It's one of the best running jokes on Parks and Rec and you might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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    192
    72

    Department Of Homeland Obscurity

  • 2
    195
    75

    Scrotation Marks

  • 3
    172
    66

    Just The Tip

  • 4
    163
    62

    Teddy Bear Suicide

  • 5
    171
    72

    God Hates Figs

  • 6
    157
    62

    Fiveskin

  • 7
    151
    60

    Scarecrow Boat

  • 8
    128
    61

    Everything Rhymes With Orange

  • 9
    111
    49

    Threeskin

  • 10
    109
    51

    Muscle Confusion

  • 11
    114
    58

    Jet Black Pope

  • 12
    108
    54

    Punch Face Champion

  • 13
    115
    63

    Ninja Dick

  • 14
    98
    56

    Tackle Shaft

  • 15
    96
    55

    Rat Mouse

  • 16
    97
    57

    Nothing Rhymes With Blorange

  • 17
    87
    49

    Handrail Suicide

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    83
    49

    Nothing Rhymes With Orange

  • 19
    87
    53

    Andy And The D-Bags

  • 20
    83
    52

    Penis Pendulum

  • 21
    80
    54

    Two Doors Down

  • 22
    70
    50

    Puppy Pendulum

  • 23
    65
    48

    Razor Dick

  • 24
    73
    60

    Malice In Chains

  • 25
    59
    45

    Possum Pendulum