NBC Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. You might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

list ordered by

1
68 25
Just The Tip

2
73 29
Scrotation Marks

3
68 28
Fiveskin

4
70 30
Department Of Homeland Obscurity

5
60 23
Scarecrow Boat

6
59 24
Teddy Bear Suicide

7
67 30
God Hates Figs

8
53 25
Everything Rhymes With Orange

9
49 23
Punch Face Champion

10
36 21
Tackle Shaft

11
38 23
Jet Black Pope

12
40 25
Ninja Dick

13
34 23
Threeskin

14
34 23
Andy And The D-Bags

15
39 28
Muscle Confusion

16
34 24
Malice In Chains

17
34 24
Two Doors Down

18
30 21
Puppy Pendulum

19
33 24
Penis Pendulum

20
34 26
The Andy Dwyer Experience

21
37 30
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange

22
28 22
Handrail Suicide

23
32 27
Nothing Rhymes With Orange

24
24 19
Radwagon

25
33 28
The Andy Andy Andys