NBC Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. You might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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33 12
Just The Tip

2
33 12
Teddy Bear Suicide

3
35 14
Fiveskin

4
33 13
Scrotation Marks

5
34 15
Department Of Homeland Obscurity

6
26 12
Scarecrow Boat

7
26 13
Everything Rhymes With Orange

8
31 18
God Hates Figs

9
21 13
Punch Face Champion

10
15 8
Tackle Shaft

11
19 12
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange

12
15 9
Andy And The D-Bags

13
18 12
Ninja Dick

14
17 12
The Andy Dwyer Experience

The Best Actresses in Film History

15
13 8
Puppy Pendulum

16
20 17
Muscle Confusion

17
13 10
Penis Pendulum

18
13 11
Two Doors Down

19
16 15
The Andy Andy Andys

20
15 14
Rat Mouse

21
14 13
Malice In Chains

The Best Anime Series of All Time

22
15 16
Nothing Rhymes With Orange

23
10 12
Handrail Suicide

24
11 14
Jet Black Pope

25
10 13
Threeskin

26
9 12
Death Of A Scam Artist

27
9 12
Razor Dick

28
12 17
Crackfinger

29
9 14
Fourskin

30
7 12
Radwagon

31
6 12
Angel Snack

32
5 12
Possum Pendulum

33
5 14
Flames For Flames