NBC Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. You might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

list ordered by

1
43 15
Scrotation Marks

2
40 13
Just The Tip

3
40 15
Fiveskin

4
39 15
Teddy Bear Suicide

5
41 17
Department Of Homeland Obscurity

6
31 15
Everything Rhymes With Orange

7
32 17
Scarecrow Boat

8
27 15
Punch Face Champion

9
34 22
God Hates Figs

10
24 15
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange

11
18 10
Tackle Shaft

12
23 15
Ninja Dick

13
25 18
Muscle Confusion

14
20 15
The Andy Dwyer Experience

15
18 13
Two Doors Down

16
16 11
Puppy Pendulum

17
17 13
Andy And The D-Bags

18
17 13
Penis Pendulum

19
20 17
Rat Mouse

20
17 15
Malice In Chains

21
19 19
The Andy Andy Andys

22
14 14
Handrail Suicide

23
14 14
Threeskin

24
15 16
Jet Black Pope

25
17 19
Nothing Rhymes With Orange

26
12 14
Death Of A Scam Artist

27
11 15
Razor Dick

28
10 14
Radwagon

29
11 17
Fourskin

30
14 21
Crackfinger

31
8 16
Angel Snack

32
6 16
Possum Pendulum

33
7 18
Flames For Flames