NBC Every Band Name Mouse Rat Tried On 'Parks And Recreation,' Ranked  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the names that would make even April smile.

When it comes to naming his band, Parks and Recreation's Andy Dwyer entertains all sorts of monikers regardless of taste, grammar, or general meaning. Because of this, the funny alternate Mouse Rat band names on Parks and Rec cover a wide range of topics and references; some touch upon established acts like Alice in Chains, while others play on words in a way only Andy can. It's one of the best running jokes on Parks and Rec and you might argue they even qualify as some of Parks and Recreation's funniest quotes, but if you're honest with yourself, a name like "Scarecrow Boat" deserves its own list... and possibly a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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1
99 40
Scrotation Marks
2
76 27
Scarecrow Boat
3
90 37
Department Of Homeland Obscurity
4
83 34
God Hates Figs
5
73 28
Teddy Bear Suicide
6
79 33
Just The Tip
7
79 36
Fiveskin
8
63 31
Everything Rhymes With Orange
9
58 28
Punch Face Champion
10
53 26
Jet Black Pope
11
45 26
Tackle Shaft
12
48 30
Ninja Dick
13
49 32
Muscle Confusion
14
39 25
Handrail Suicide
15
47 33
Nothing Rhymes With Blorange
16
37 24
Puppy Pendulum
17
41 28
Andy And The D-Bags
18
41 28
Penis Pendulum
19
39 29
Threeskin
20
39 29
Malice In Chains
21
40 31
Nothing Rhymes With Orange
22
38 30
Two Doors Down
23
37 31
The Andy Dwyer Experience
24
38 32
The Andy Andy Andys
25
29 26
Death Of A Scam Artist