Even if you ignore the outrageous stories from forensic scientists, the day-to-day life of a forensic pathologist already sounds pretty over-the-top, at least according to one forensic pathologist on Reddit. With 500 examined bodies under his belt, Brazilian pathologist Mauricio Eiji knows most answers regarding questions about forensic pathology. By sharing what it's like to be a forensic pathologist, Eiji reveals the fascinating inner workings of a job that usually get overshadowed by creepy dead body facts. For every gnarly body he describes, Eiji also details equally interesting facts about what goes down during an autopsy. Based on Eiji's engaging descriptions about the life of a pathologist, it sounds like someone needs to make the next true crime drama about a forensic pathologist.
What Suspicious Death Disturbed You The Most?
"In one case that I could not find any cause of death during the autopsy, I reported it as an unknown cause of death. Days later, the police found out the deceased had been choked with a pillow by her granddaughter.
Just to clear things up, I deal with non-violent deaths, the violent ones are done by police doctors, but sometimes a case comes in as a natural cause of death and during the autopsy (or later, as above) we find out that it was not natural."
Have Any Freak Accident Deaths Stuck With You?
"Well, I remember only one Darwin Award-worthy event: a guy who climbed in a sugar cane grinder to clean it, because some stuff got stuck inside, but did not unplug it first. While he was cleaning, the cane or whatever came loose and he was sucked in. It wasn't pretty. There was not much to perform an autopsy on."
What Is The Strangest Body You've Ever Examined?
"Recently I examined a fetus that had no heart, as a consequence the entire upper body did not develop. It was basically only legs."
Have You Ever Found Anything Strange In Someone's Butt?
"Nope. But a friend of mine found a zucchini so big that the guy perforated his colon with it. He said he slipped and fell on it."