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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Movie Quotes

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 movie quotes bring the action comedy series back to theaters for a second installment. Written by Kevin James and Nick Bakay, the film was directed by Andy Fickman. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 opened in theaters on April 17, 2015.

In Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, mall security guard Paul Blart (Kevin James) goes on a well-earned vacation to Las Vegas along with his daughter, Maya (Raini Rodriguez), before she sets off to college. But Paul has a tough time relaxing instead of working, something that comes in handy when his hotel is taken over by bad guy Vincent (Neal McDonough).

Paul Blart springs into action, not that anyone asked him to, and gathers a crew of hotel security guards (including Nicholas Turturro, Loni Love, Gary Valentine, Shelly Desai and Bob Clendenin) to help take down Vincent and protect the city of Las Vegas. If that sounds pretty silly, perhaps that's the point of this comedy sequel.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 joins theaters already packed with great films including Ex Machina, The Longest Ride, Furious 7, Cut Bank and Get Hard.
  • 1. If Being a Security Officer Was Easy...

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    Paul Blart: If being a security officer was easy, anybody could do it. It takes a certain breed. Someone who has Spidey senses. We are trained to detect, deter, observe and report. But there's one man who goes above and beyond. And I am that man!

    Paul explains how being a security guard is serious business. He may be a little awkward, but Paul Blart seems to think he has what it takes to be among the security elite.
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  • 2. What's With the Cape?

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    Saul Gundermutt: We need a leader right now who can step up and inspire us.
    Paul Blart: I understand.
    Vincent: It must be getting pretty lonely. Are you scared?
    Paul Blart: Allow me to introduce you to a few of my associates.
    Vincent: Oh wow, you've got your own superhero. What's with the cape?
    Paul Blart: Why are you wearing a cape, Kahn?
    Khan Mubi: I came straight from a haircut.

    Vincent tries to intimidate Paul and his crew of security officers, including by pointing out that Kahn is wearing a cape. In Vincent's defense, it is a good question.
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  • 3. Here's a Map of the Property

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    Hotel Clerk: Mr. Blart, here's a map of the property.
    Paul Blart: Don't need it. It's already been scanned. Locked and loaded.
    Hotel Clerk: Sir
    Paul Blart: Yeah?
    Hotel Clerk: That way.
    Paul Blart: Had that upside down when I scanned it. That's why. It's on you.

    When checking into his Las Vegas hotel, Paul Blart declares that he does not need the complimentary property map. His actions of heading in the opposite direction of the way he should go proves otherwise.
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  • 4. The Best Security in the World

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    Vincent: They say Las Vegas has the best security in the world. Well, we're about to find out. Let's go!
    Paul Blart: Someone's taken down the hotel. Let the games begin!
    Divina Martinez: Your uniform, as requested, Officer Blart.
    Eduardo Furtillo: We don't need any backup, Blart.
    Paul Blart: Neither do it!

    When his hotel comes under attack, Paul Blart springs into action. It doesn't matter that he wasn't asked to assist, he's got his uniform and is ready to help.
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