People Share Their Wildest Stories Of Getting Cut Off In Bars, And It's Chaos

From Redditor u/chickenforker:

Was a regular at a local bar. I once sat there for eight hours and drank the whole time. It was a marathon session. When he finally cut me off, I whined to the bartender: "You've never cut me off before." His response: "You've never spent eight hours at my bar before." Even as drunk as I was, I couldn't argue with that logic.

From Redditor u/ENT-4-LIFE:

One of my local bars was having a "end of the season/drink the bar dry" kind of deal. It was deadly. Like $4 pitchers deadly.

Anyway, it got to the point where I was double fisting pitchers, and ended up standing off to one side against the wall. I was so drunk that I was just standing there holding this jug of beer and not moving. So my friends and the bouncers decide to f*ck with me and start stacking chairs and tables all the way around me.

I didn't move at all. They had me completely boxed in for about an hour until the bouncers had to kick me out. 

From Redditor u/BenignEvil:

When I was in Mexico, I told the bartender to "surprise me." He gave me a bottle of water.

From Redditor u/RawrImABigScaryBear:

I'm in Vegas, playing poker at MGM. I tell the bartender to bring me two drinks every time she comes out, drop one off to me first, and I'll finish it before she brings me the second. I tip well, this works, and I get very drunk very fast. I'm normally a pretty good card player, but for some reason, on this day, I could do no wrong. I swear I won a pot once when I had one of my hole cards wrong.

So I'm drunk, young, cocky, and begin talking sh*t. Like, a LOT of sh*t, to all the other players. Eventually, a pit boss comes over quickly grabs me, makes me pick up my chips and has me walked out. When I ask why, he explains to me that one of the people I was taunting at the table was not the kind of guy you want to do that to, and that I was pretty close to getting into a lot more trouble than I could handle.

TL;DR: Kicked out of a casino at 6pm in Vegas, probably had my life saved.

From redditor u/yunotho:

I heard my friend being insulted by some people outside. Turns out they were friends, just giving him sh*t, but I run out... and that's when it happens... The sprinklers turn on.

My drunken mind, enraged by the fact I am suddenly wet, attempts to kick the sprinkler. And misses. Water sprays in my face for a good 5 seconds, before I get up, and try again, to no avail. This happens about 10 times, before I start screaming profanities and punching the sprinklers. But every time I do, I fall down and the stream hits my face. I'm then "escorted" away by some kindly police.

TL;DR, got into a fight with a sprinkler and lost.

From Redditor u/bigsquirrel:

Walked up to the bar at my local and ordered a 90 Shillings. Bartender says nope. I ask why not. She says, "If you can pronounce it you can have it."

I proceed:

"NINENETY SHERROL.

NINnenety SHIRLLIN.

SHILLIRING.

Sigh... WATER."

Only time I've ever been cut off there.