Stoners Describe The Moments They Realized 'I'm Way Too High For This'

Mick Jacobs
Updated October 26, 2018 1.6K votes 290 voters
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There comes the point in every cannabis user's career, whether they're a casual smoker or a full-on stoner, when the THC becomes too much. From underestimating edibles to overestimating their tolerance, people who get "too high for this" completely miscalculate how weed may impact a given circumstance. Sometimes people attend professional situations blazed; others get too freaked out to leave their homes and send stoned texts that only make sense to a fellow blazer.

These high moments may seem terrifying at the time, but they can become fond moments to recall - at least for the friends who watched the events unfold.

  • 1
    106 VOTES

    Voicemail Failure

    From Redditor /u/PanTran420:

    I was a freshman in college and my mom called to b*tch me out about something. I was high AF so I let it go to voicemail. I checked the voicemail pretty much immediately after. She was really laying into me good for whatever it was (probably money, I had a problem with over-drafting that year). About 30 seconds in, I started trying to argue with her.

    Obviously, being a voicemail, she wasn't responding to my arguments, so I got really mad at her and started yelling at the phone, "Why aren't you listening to me! Can I just say something! STOP TALKING!" Then she just stopped talking completely and I remembered it was just a voicemail.

    106 votes
  • 2
    117 VOTES

    A Donut Do-Not

    From Redditor /u/camimac:

    It was dark. Me and my ex ate a whole bag of those mini powdered donuts while giggling and snorting. I turned on the lights and realized that the powdered donuts were covered, no, piled with fuzzy green mold. We laughed even harder. Then went to sleep.

    117 votes
  • 3
    136 VOTES

    Getting Too Generous

    From Redditor /u/YourDailyDevil:

    Trying to play it cool with the cops.

    I had cigarettes on me and figured normal people offer other people cigarettes.

    The problem is that the cops weren't actually out of their car, and [were] driving away. So there's me, 16 and stoned off this Earth, sprinting down a street after a police car waving a box of cigarettes in my outstretched hand.

    136 votes
  • 4
    106 VOTES

    Driveway To Highway

    From Redditor /u/MeccaDeath:

    Getting lost while parked in my driveway. I just zoned out and couldn't figure out where I was.

    106 votes
  • 5
    100 VOTES

    When The Munchies Get Too Strong

    From Redditor /u/-----Toshi-----:

    Well, near the beginning of my experiences, there was a point where one of my friends got a gas mask/bong setup. I was already fairly high at this point and he strapped me into it. 20 minutes later once I was done vomiting, I came back to the garage and he asked me to grab this huge... water cooler thing.

    My only thoughts were, "Sh*t, I can barely walk straight let alone lift 30 pounds and carry it." Now, to clarify, the sentence I constructed in my head was, "My arms are like noodles, I can't help you," but I blurted out, "I CAN'T HELP YOU, I'M SPAGHETTI."

    It's become an overdone inside joke among my friends, I've regretted it ever since.

    100 votes
  • 6
    91 VOTES

    Can('t) Even

    From Redditor /u/TheGreekitaliano:

    I literally was so confused on how to use a can opener, so I watched a YouTube instructional video on how to use a can opener. I was still confused so I spent the next 45 minutes trying to open a can of peaches with a knife. It was successful.

    91 votes